Pants or Shirt First?

I wear boots most of the time (many different styles, but always boots) and I have to say that I put my shoes on before my pants. My order of dressing goes:

sock, shoe, sock, shoe, undies, bra, shirt, pants. (This is if I am going to tuck in the shirt. If I don’t tuck it in, I put the pants on before the bra and shirt [large breasts can make wearing a bra an uncomfortable thing when you are having to bend down to pull up your pants, fix socks, etc.])

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.

panties, bra, socks, shirt, jeans, shoes, fly out the door


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

Socks, boxers, shirt, trousers, shoes.

Sometimes socks, boxers, trousers, shirt, shoes.