No, they involve going down to the quarry to, hey, ow! Stop hitting me!
I feel a little inadequate. My reputation is sullied. I have one warning. For “Derailing a discussion.” Which I didn’t even know was against the rules. From a moderator who isn’t even a moderator any more.
Any Warning you take away from the OP, can you put them on my CP so I feel a little more bad-ass? Or maybe put one on there for me that says, “For Shooting A Man Just To Watch Him Die,” or something?
Unfortunately, the three mods I admire most caught the last train to the coast.
But they’ll be back this afternoon. Except for Manhattan.
How about “Littering”?
“…a-and creating a nuisance!”
All right, you just got a warning from me. It expires in 24 hours. And I’ll probably get chewed out for issuing it.
Mostly Harmless?
Ha! I am so going to print-screen that and display to all my minions!
Standing ovation!
<Tim Minchin>I’m not saying that I am Dylan
I’m not saying that I am Dylan
I am Dylan</Tim Minchin>
(the perfect master reveals the jester was Bob Dylan)
(Tim Minchin needs no introduction)
Woo hoo! I’m going to see Tim Minchin on Wednesday![/shameless bragging]
Wish I could go too. Until my Pardons Application is approved I can’t cross state lines.
Kids: always remember to obey the mods. They have power most fearsome. 
You’re not kidding. I remember one member that had screwed up one too many times-when he went to his local Stuart Anderson’s for his free birthday dinner, he was told that his birthday had been suspended for two weeks.
Being a Match Game fan has it’s drawbacks. Chief among them is when Gene is the only one on stage who gets the joke in the question. Infinitely more frustrating is when even Gene doesn’t get it.
During one of the '74 episodes, the question was along the lines of “As the warden was escorting Dirty Dan to the electric chair, he said, ‘Do you have a final request?’ Dirty Dan said, ‘Yes, warden. _______ me.’”
Not a blessed one of them said “pardon.”
Your profile does show other proof of your heinousness, though:
Seriously, “Magical-Woody Allen-Zombie-Superman-Komodo Dragon-Telepathic-Vampire-Quantum-Hovercraft-Me-Jesus” would be the best username ever.
I demand to have my one warning removed.
If these demands are not met, I vote we overthrow the mods and take control of the board.
WHO’S WITH ME?
ATTICA!
ATTICA!
ATTICA!
ATTICA!
Have you actually seen Dog Day Afternoon? No, thanks. With my luck, I’d be playing John Cazale’s role. 
Heh. I have one which is in effect until infinity, whenever that is. I see it every time I go to User CP as well, but since it was well-deserved (I was an asshole), it serves as a reminder, and I don’t mind it being there. It’s kind of like a badge or fencing scar!
Quasi
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To be fair, if you REALLY, REALLY like sheep, we probably won’t ever let you forget about it. .
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Does the presence or absence of hip boots matter?
I got a fencing scar. I was stringing barbed wire, and the strand broke and snapped back.
I’m guessing it matters to the sheep.
But I do have a T-Shirt that says “Plays well with others” It too is a lie.
(and you’ll note I’ve not once mentioned sheep 
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