Mr. Albert has respectfully declined the offer, citing his long relationship with a Columbian prostitute who sports a 14 inch strap-on. Yesss!
Yeah, but who’d want to fuck him after he’s been with both Paris Hilton AND Shannen Doherty? Yuck!
When asked for comment, Carrott Topp said, “She’s a little below my standards, but…”
What about Nicole Ritchie? Gonna start dating slime molds, 'cause they make her laugh?
I think you people need to get hte fuck off your high horse.
She’s young and spoiled fucking rich by her parents.
She’s still trying to identify with herself. Give her a fucking break!!
Are you y’all trying to tell me you didn’t do stupid shit when you were that age? And how much more would those stupid things have been amplified if you had a butt load of cash and more than a lions share of the media??
[singsong]
SHAKES and Paris, sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G…
[/singsong]
…careful not to get an STD…
…prolly gonna burn when he goes pee…
Have you seen The Simple Life? The woman (22? 23?) is a completely beyond any excuses of age. She is close to being a pathological liar. She acts purely in her own self interest. She has little idea of the effects of her actions, nor does she appear to care. She treats anybody however she pleases with little regard for anyone other than her self.
I am her age, and no, I don’t “do stupid shit” like Paris Hilton. I wasn’t born to money like her, but if I had been I wouldn’t have made myself into a ridiculous media whore. Unless I was also born stupid and shallow, which is perhaps the case with Miss Hilton.
You’re 23ish, Lamia? I always assumed you were in your early to mid thirties. And I mean that in the nicest way possible… all your posts have an innate gravitas to them that, I assumed, came with age.
You can’t say that for sure.
I’m guessing Paris is a product of her own enviroment. When you’re born into a shit load of money and everybody around you is telling you how “great” and how “cool” you are; This only to be re-enforced by shows like “The Simple Life”. Only a very small amount of humans could ignore the psychological effects this would have.
Of course she’s gonna be self involved people. Can you really blame her? All things considered?
Oh, and by the way Lamia
When I was in my early twenties I never thought I did anything stupid myself. Ten to fifteen years later I look back at some of the shit I did and I turns out that Yeah, I DID do a lot of stupid shit.
But granted it wasn’t on the same scale as Paris, but hey, I didn’t have that kind of money either.
SHAKES: Of course she’s gonna be self involved people. Can you really blame her? All things considered?
Considering how many other wealthy young people there are who are not self-involved and shallow to the point of issuing press releases about their personal criteria for picking sex partners, why yes, I think we can.
Jesus. We live in a world where the creed of “personal responsibility” requires us to refrain from cutting inner-city drug dealers and knife fighters any slack regardless of their miserable upbringings amid poverty, violence, and crime—but someone like Paris Hilton is supposed to get a free ride for shallowness and conceit because she’s been lapped from birth in wealth, privilege, and adoration?
Oh, the poor thing. :rolleyes:
Well, I’d venture to say one isn’t quite as nefarious as the other.
If I may be so bold as to quote some of the gay dopers on this board:
“Who’s she hurting with her lifestyle?”
“Why do you feel so threatened by her?”
“Are you a wealth-a-phobic?”
Jeez folks, different strokes…
Thank you for the compliment. I now regret blowing my cover! I’ve usually avoided direct reference to my age before, but I am in fact almost exactly Paris Hilton’s age. I looked up her birthday, and it’s very close to mine.
I didn’t say I’ve never done anything stupid, I said I don’t do stupid things like Paris Hilton. Just because you see yourself in Miss Hilton doesn’t mean all twenty-somethings behave the same, or would with sufficient cash. I cannot imagine adopting Paris Hilton’s lifestyle even if I could afford it, nor can I imagine being satisfied with it.
I knew plenty of rich gals in college, including heiresses, daughters of diplomats and high-ranking military and government officials, and even aristocrats. I’m talking people who went to Swiss boarding schools, wintered in the south of France, and had to choose which horse to bring to college with them. Although there were drunks, sluts, and bimbos in the mix, most were bright, thoughtful, and hardworking. All had at least chosen to give higher education a shot. I’m sure Mom & Pop Hilton would have been happy to pay for their little girl to go to any school she wanted, and there must have been some that would have been willing to accept her. Or she could have taken an interest in the family business, pursued a career of her own, travelled around the world, mastered the zither, or done any number of things. Instead she decided to devote herself to. . .well, as far as I can tell, nothing even remotely worthwhile or interesting. She could have done practically anything she wanted, and it seems that she’s thus far made the choices of a shallow idiot. Maybe she’ll turn her life around, and even if she doesn’t it’s her right to be a shallow idiot, but don’t try to tell me that everyone of her age is the same way.
SHAKES: If I may be so bold as to quote some of the gay dopers on this board: “Who’s she hurting with her lifestyle?” “Why do you feel so threatened by her?” “Are you a wealth-a-phobic?”
Just a second here. You are equating criticizing somebody for being a shallow and self-centered media whore with criticizing somebody for being gay?!
You may want to rethink that analogy.
Thats a red herring bub.
Why don’t you try to answering my questions first?
Also might like to add that Paris HAS done her share of charity work.
(According to the bio A&E did on her and her sister…)
Well, yes, she’s a stupid, slutty bombo. So what? Who does she hurt? I don’t think anyone in this thread is forced to watch the show, download the porn or buy mags where she is featured, let alone hang with her.
Why are y’all getting your panties in a bunch?
Because the gods have a demented sense of humor. On a good day.