Bombo? Bombo?
Bombo! 
SHAKES: Thats a red herring bub. Why don’t you try to answering my questions first?
No, it’s not at all a red herring. Your questions were directly based on your implication that criticism of Hilton is analogous to criticism of gays. I think that’s a lousy analogy.
Also might like to add that Paris HAS done her share of charity work.
Good for her, but that doesn’t mean it’s unfair to criticize her for other things. Plenty of people manage to do charity work without becoming shallow, conceited media whores in other aspects of their life.
(To be candid, I don’t care a flip about Hilton’s lifestyle and have no interest in whom she sleeps with. I’m just rather appalled by the suggestion that in general, we ought to cut people some slack because of their wealthy and privileged upbringing. I thought that wealth and privilege were advantages that required their possessors to be held to a higher standard than average—“noblesse oblige” and all that.)
Ok, now, keep in mind I cancelled my cable 11 months ago, haven’t watched TV since, and I don’t read pop culture magazines (i.e. Cosmo, People, etc).
I am honestly trying to think of what she’s supposed to be famous for, and the only 3 things I’ve ever heard about her are
A) She’s a Hilton i.e. filthy rich
B) She apparently likes to drink. Alot.
and
C) She likes to have sex. Also, alot. Possibly on film.
Now, while I’d love to be A), I’m not, but I admit to having engaged in B) and C) quite often, so I’m not condemning her. (Though I’d like to think with my “evil liberal hippie ways”, I’d have used that money to some benefit, but shrug who knows?)
But honestly. Those are the only three things I know of her. If she’s such an amazing humanitarian, SHAKES, what is she famous for that I’ve missed?
While I’m not SHAKES(thank the Gods), I can answer your question.
Paris Hilton gives the most technically incompetent head ever captured on film.
I remember reading the news about Paris Hilton in my local newspaper and thinking “this is what passes as news?” But otherwise I would have thought that critics would see her change of heart as a step in the right direction. A lot of people never get past wanting to date a pretty face - and if you’re an attractive heiress with a reputation for being slutty and shallow, there can’t be any shortage of equally attractive, slutty and shallow guys. So maybe she woke up one day and decided she wanted a guy who wasn’t necessarily hot stuff or a movie star, but had a great heart and would treat her well. And maybe it’s a step towards becoming a more mature and responsible person. I’m not saying she should get an award, or even be applauded for this revelation, but I don’t see how it’s Pitworthy.
I’m not a fan of Paris Hilton, but I don’t dislike her - count me in as someone who has never understood why she is so utterly despised. I think that she deliberately plays up to the bimbo party girl image. It was what originally propelled her into the limelight, and let’s face it - many people watch her show and drink in the media coverage partially because she’s so clueless and superficial. We can say to ourselves “Well I don’t have a gazillion dollars, but at least I’m not an idiot like Paris Hilton!” I think she’d be fascinating to analyse from a cultural studies perspective - Too Rich and Too Thin: Paris Hilton as Modern Allegory
I don’t wear panties, you undergarment oppressor.
Oooh details! I haven’t seen the video in question, but I’m always looking for tips on giving better head. 
I don’t have any real problem with Paris Hilton – she’s never done anything to me, and since I live in Japan it’s pretty easy for me to avoid most news of her. What “gets my panties in a bunch” is SHAKES’s suggestion that she is a typical young woman of her age (which happens to be my age).
I think the reasoning is that, though many of us were shallow and superficial when young, and did in fact, base dating decisions on such shallow and superficial things; when we did finally mature and base our dating choices on more “mature” criteria, we all didn’t feel so self-important for being rich and famous for being rich and famous (and apparently, givng bad head on film too, I’ll have to take Mockingbird’s word for it chuckle) that we needed to hold a press conference to share our growth with our adoring fans.
Up the pain? UP the pain? From Bud Selig?
I refuse to believe that is possible and you are a bad man for implying it!
Maybe she never rented a porn movie. It’s not like you can tune in to This Old Penis and get expert tips from Bob Vila.
Well, no, she’s not. Even without the money, she wouldn’t be typical.
Still, I can’t help but wondering if some of the bile directed towards her (not just on this board), is because she engaging in typical male behaviour: She’s a drunk, a sexual predator, and in many ways shameless. I’d say that in many ways she behaves like a fratboy about her age.
And that’s morally WRONG, coming from a girl.
Nope, but you can read books like The Joy of Sex and similar works and get ideas which improve and augment technique. See… some who can do can also teach.
I’m a bad man, but this has nothing to do with it.
There is worse and scarier than Bud Selig… Tommy Thompson, R. Kelly, David Duke, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, and a host of other men are much worse.
I think we’d really have to engineer a standard of the lowest tier for the XY chromosome pair. I think it would take the body of Larry ‘Bud’ Melman with the charisma of Dick Cheney, the mind of Marge Schott, the warmth and compassion of Fred Phelps, and the rampant sexual allure of Pat Buchanan.
Or we could just use Phelps as the prototype.
She’s all slobber, slobber, slobber with poor hand work at best.
It looks as if there is no actual suction going on, and from her very limited amount of movement, I really doubt her tongue is active in the process.
Good fellatio is an art and a skill.
It requires:
[ul]
[li]Lips active in the process exerting force to massage as well as maintaining a seal for suction.[/li][li]The brains to know how to not nick their dick with your teeth.[/li][li]A tongue that is an active participant which is moving around the shaft and glans as the mouth provides suction and the lips massage.[/li][li]Hands that caress the thighs, reach up to caress the chest, play with the nipples, fondle the testicles, and for some men it’s essential to use the hands to finish the job.[/li][li]Plenty of saliva.[/li][li]A well trained gag reflex. It can take awhile to get it trained, but it is worth it.[/li][li]The understanding that the head does not have to remain stationary during the process. Your neck can turn and twist with a great variety of motion. Use it.[/li][li]Oh… and it’s only called a blow job. Suction is required, otherwise you’re just providing a recepticle.[/li][/ul]
Now, I think that my Introduction to Fellatio is now complete.
My next seminar will be on The Prostate and You.
For select class attendees there will be private tutoring available with visual aids.
A little gentle scratching with the front teeth…
Wroaar. 
Y’know, as much wealth, popularity and looks she has, I bet underneath it all she feels pretty inadequate. People who have a lot in money and power but not much in the way of personality and self-worth always surround themselves with material things to try to make up for what they lack as a person. Let’s not forget there’s been a fair number of very wealthy people who committed suicide.
I bet if you stripped her of all her finery, she’d be an absolute nobody. No friends, no identity, no personality - I can’t imagine being as void of spirit as she is.
C is for cheap skank, that’s good enough for me!
This is another thing that kills me. People acting as if they knew Paris personaly.
I just don’t get how otherwise intelligent people act like such muppets when it comes to the media.
Keep in mind folks;
If Paris helps a lilttle old lady across the street; it’s not gonna even come close to making the news.
BOTOH, if Paris sticks her foot up little old lady’s ass; then it will be on the front page of every tabloid around the globe.
The media only allows us to see one side of her…
Yeah, the one she shows us. (Click on images in the first two.)
I don’t care that she’s promiscuous (since it’s likely I would be too if I were more extroverted) but to try to say the media is responsible for her whoring, both figurative and literal, is laughable. She’s an attention starved socialite that constantly keeps herself in the spotlight with her immature behaviour.