Hey, I’d hold a press conference about my life if I thought people were interested! Well, not really, but I have the lowly equivalent - a public LiveJournal. 
But I can sort of see where Paris Hilton is coming from - obviously the media think people will be interested because they printed the story, and obviously people are interested (even us, because we’re talking about it in this thread!) I know teenage girls who see Paris Hilton as their idol - when she came to Melbourne, some girls cried when they got a glimpse of her. So there are loads of people who just want Paris to go the hell away, but there are also people who want to see what she does because they’re genuinely interested, or for the trainwreck quality.
I wanna watch the three-legged race with Paris’ foot up the old lady’s toot. :eek:
Hey, I like the Monster as much as anybody (I said he had a good heart!), but he’s not really much of a looker, is he?
WOAH! NSFW!
If Paris Hilton were to do an extremely minor good deed, it wouldn’t make the news. If Paris Hilton were to commit a violent crime, it would make headlines. So how is this different from anyone else? My good deeds have rarely made the paper, and when they have it was for things much more significant than helping one little old lady cross the street. However, if I assaulted a helpless old woman, I’m sure it would make the local news. Here in Japan violent crime is rare enough that it might be national news, and since I’m a resident alien I could even see it ranking a mention on the international news. How unfair of the media to hypothetically make a global scandal of my imaginary crime, when they’ve done so little to recognize my equally fictional aid of elderly pedestrians!
By the way : am I the only one who thinks she isn’t pretty at all?
I think she is absolutely revolting.
Her sister Nicky however, hmmmmmmm.
People have already told me I have a peculiar taste in women, but I can’t believe I am the only one who find Nicky much more attractive than Paris.
Well, I’ve seen a few episodes of TSL, and I honestly can’t tell how much of it is staged. I get the definite impression that Hilton and Richie were told at the start of filming, “People aren’t going to tune in to see you actually work; they just want to see you messing around. The word is ‘outrageous’: the more shit you can pull, the better.” And especially in the second season, everyone they came in contact with had to have been paid off. That stunt at the Burger King? IRL, the cops would have been called. Somebody paid for all that food.
I don’t know if we’re seeing the “real” PH on that show or not. Acting in self-interest? Well, she’s fulfilling the terms of her contract. Same with the effects of her actions: she may very well know that acting bratty is what the producers want, and that the people she interacts with will be paid off or otherwise placated. We may very well be seeing the real personality, but we’re not seeing her in situations that are normal for her. So who can say what her moral code really is?
Still, I think the second series should have had a disclaimer, like Jackass had: “These young women are dishonest and irresponsible. Don’t do this at home or anywhere else.”
She looked better before she had plastic surgery.
I was just today thinking back on stupid things I did in my early twenties… It’s a stupid age in a lot of ways.
Looking back on when I was cute and early 20s-ish, I can imagiine myself boring my friends with my decision to expand my dating horizons to nice-guys-regardless-of-their-looks. What I can’t imagine doing – not even had I been famous – was making a public announcement about it. Of course, we’re all here talking about it, but still – I’d feel ridiculous if I were her. She sure doesn’t have much of a private dimension, does she? (And, yes, I realize that, given the famous video, that last line was a monumental understatement.)
Coochie coochie coochie starts with C.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand so does chlamydia.
Whoa-what did they do at Burger King?
Nicole ordered a whole bunch of food. Paris went out to the truck, supposedly to get money to pay. In her absence, Nicole stood at the counter scarfing as much as she could. Paris returned, and Nicole went to the truck while Paris grazed. Finally, they admitted they had no cash, then went from table to table, asking people to lend/give them money.
Or the bleach on the pool table incident.
The new Paris Hilton! Now with 11 hours of more dissapointment!
Two words: Box Set.
At this point, she might as well just go into the porn industry. She’s halfway there already. Why not get paid for it if you like banging on camera?
Emphasis added.
Cite?
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