I think Paris is cute and has nice skin and excellent lip glosses. I also enjoy her wigs and outfits. But I’ve never seen her speak, I have only seen her in stills, or in that one video where I had it on “mute.”
What I’ve realized about Hollywood beauties is that it’s all about lip gloss to me. When I thought Jennifer Lopez was the cutest, she was wearing the 1999 lip gloss and Kevyn Aucoin look. I still love her but I really miss that look.
I really think Lindsay Lohan looks good but sometimes her look is seriously “drag queen.” I like glamour and glitz, but sometimes glamour on top of glitz on top of glamour looks boring. I think what bugs me is her lower eyeliner. It’s just too much. She looks 80s to me sometimes.
Jessica Simpson goes from just looking like a pretty mom to looking like a scary wall-eyed hypnotist. Her sister’s face just evokes pity in the context of her goofy, pointless career. She’d make a really really cute doctor or accountant though.
Paris Hilton; IMO, Barbara Walters lost a lot of credibility as a journalist and my respect as well when she named Paris one of the 10 most fascinating people of 2004. The only thing even remotely fascinating about her is that some people seem to think she’s actually fascinating. Let’s face it, if she were not from a wealthy family she would be unknown. She is not that attractive and she had no discernable talent. She claims she gets up early in the morning and goes to work like everyone else, but her “work” is promoting herself.
I noticed that one entertainment “news” show actually has a recurring segment on Paris. It seems like the media are the ones who want her to be interesting to the rest of us. I realized why when that same “news” show listed Hilton hotels as one of their sponsors. I wish the media would just stop shoving her down our throats and acting like she’s actually a celebrity known for something other than being rich and next they can stop with the constant promotion of “The Donald” and then maybe they could just fade to the background where they belong.
I’ll give you Alicia Witt but none of those other girls are real redheads. Especially, Julia Roberts, she’s a brunette. There just aren’t many real redheads out there (especially men, David Caruso is the only one I can really think of). Even what’s her name from Will and Grace is a dyed redhead…
Maybe it’s just me, but whenever I look at Paris Hilton, it looks to me like she has “dead eyes,” if that makes any sense. No hint of sparkle or life in them, just a flatness as if she were always drug-addled or if she had no soul in her body.
Paris Hilton is one of the biggest frauds the entertainment industry has ever pulled on the American public.
She’s not pretty, or sexy, or attractive in any special way.
She’s not talented in anything other than being a vapid slut.
She’s not interesting, other than that the phenomenon of a supposed star being created out of nothing but her daddy’s wealth is vaguely interesting.
The NY Times, reviewing “The Simple Life” desribed her as having the “vacuous hauteur of a runway model” (or something like that), except of course that she doesn’t have the looks of a model. The writer sure got the “vacuous hauteur” part right, though.
I hope she finds something useful and honorable to do with her life.
When it comes to rating celebrity attractiveness, I have a very difficult time separating personality from appearance. Which means that someone who gives me sufficient reason to dislike her personality drops a few notches on the attractiveness meter.
This has caused some very interesting conversations with my brother, who has no difficultly whatsoever finding an actress “hot”, no matter what her personality may be like.
I told him, for example, that I didn’t find Paris Hilton the least bit attractive. He stared at me as if a horn had just sprouted from the middle of my forehead.
Bro: “What’s not to like? She’s a babe!”
Me: “She’s shallow, vapid, has no talent, and hasn’t got two brain cells to rub together. She’s only famous because she’s an heiress whose sex video hit the Net.”
Bro: “Hey, c’mon, she’s cute. You’ve got to admit that.”
Me: “I don’t have to admit anything. Stupidity and lack of personality are major turnoffs.”
Bro: “Brains? Personality? Who gives a shit? Just watch the video with the sound on mute.”
This conversation has been repeated several times, but substituting different celebrities each time. Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Tilly, Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears, to name a few. He’s currently fixated on Lindsay Lohan, as he seems to have a special affinity for teenyboppers gone slutty. I sense another repeat coming soon.
I find nothing appealing about her, even now that she’s attempting to market herself as an actress/singer/fashion designer. :rolleyes: She’s still just a skank with connections, as far as I’m concerned.
Lohan, as I’ve said in a previous thread, looks like a Cabbage Patch doll when she smiles, though she looks cute in some photos. I’ve noticed she hangs out a lot with Paris, and while she seems to have some acting talent (unlike Paris), she seems to be headed down the same path of skankdom. I haven’t heard her singing and don’t particularly care to.
Jennifer Lopez has some real talent as a dancer, but not much as a singer and even less as an actress. She does have a nice butt, although it’s only remarkable when compared to mainly Anglo actresses. When compared to other Latinas (e.g., the absolutely gorgeous and, incidentally, more talented Salma Hayek), her body is less impressive.
The Simpsons–terrible singers with ugly chins. I haven’t heard much of Ashlee’s work, but Jessica’s singing drives me insane with her warbling affectations. And did I mention they have really ugly chins?
Beyonce is cute as long as she doesn’t open her mouth and say anything. Unfortunately, she sounds like an idiot when she talks. Her singing is also really affected, but it’s far more talented than the Simpson sisters. Her acting isn’t very remarkable.
In short, I wouldn’t say these are six “hot” women–more “overrated” than anything else.
Exactly! There’s just a few people out there who strike me as having really dead eyes (Cameron Diaz is the only other one who springs to mind at the moment.) I can’t understand the attraction to people whose eyes look like they don’t have a soul behind them.
Or both. Her eyes also have that half-open, droopy look, which is probably supposed to be sexy in some perverse alternate universe, but…man, she looks stoned. A Barbie’s more vivacious.
Shirley Manson (old pic, but hey) Louise Wener Marcia Cross (is it natural?* I don’t care*! I love it!)
Oh, and me. Oh, foo, I have to famous? I’ll get back to you.
I have so little to live for, please leave my redhead fantasy girls alone. Thanks much.
Seriously, though, Dominique Swain isn’t a redhead? Robin Tunney? Sarah Polley? Such a downer. Maybe they can get cast in Short Cuts 2 as Julianne Moore’s sisters so I can see for myself.
Oh, foo, I have to famous? I’ll get back to you.
