Paris Hilton has found God

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Cluricaun

I have the greatest picture in my head of Paris Hilton dressed in the bow-tie and suit of the NOI.

Well, Farrakhan IS retiring…

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Icarus

Y’know, y’know…

Similar to how some addicts can give up drugs/drink/etc. only to become equally obsessed with whatever they latch on to (religion/excercise/etc.) to replace the original destructive addiction, I am kinda worried about what Paris will turn into when this is all done. She starts out as “Attention Whore Party Girl”, does she turn into “Attention Whore Recovering Party Girl”, or “Attention Whore Civil Rights Activist”? {{{shudder}}}

Maybe she’ll just latch onto my penis.

[Manatee]

@Least Original User Name Ever

Maybe she’ll just latch onto my penis.

Better yours than mine.

shudder

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Manatee

Better yours than mine.

shudder

Well, I figure that for a turboslut, eventually my number’s going to come up.
…with her being the turboslut. Not me.

Stop laughing at me.

[TV_time]

@Celyn

Perhaps she will become a nun.

Which probably would increase the enrollment in the Priesthood. I can just see the recruitment posters with her on the posters. There is Paris in her mini habit, bent over holding a ruler.

and the caption reads, "Are you priesthood strong?"

[Tuckerfan]

@TV time

Which probably would increase the enrollment in the Priesthood. I can just see the recruitment posters with her on the posters. There is Paris in her mini habit, bent over holding a ruler.

and the caption reads, "Are you priesthood strong?"

“That’s hot.”

[Gwalford]

Doesn’t it seem like everyone who F’s up their life goes to the opposite extreme? Sex, drugs, R&R to born again Christian. Just an observation.