Paris Hilton: ‘I, like, cry, when I listen to’ my CD
You’re, like, not the only one, sweetie…
Q magazine gave the CD 3 out of 5 stars. Apparently, the production is strong - she’s using the guys who worked with 50 Cent and Britney Spears - and she seems to know the limits of her voice, so it works out in the end.
Not that I’ll ever know. The chances of me voluntarily listening to this are slim to none. However, I did hear the single and I didn’t retch immediately after hearing it…
I heard the single and did an aural double take when I heard who it was. Amazing what they can do with computers these days, isn’t it? 
It’s not terrible. I mean, it’s not the White Album, but it’s not going to make you want to bleach the inside of your ears after the constant radio play it may get.
Bottom line: she sounds a right trick better than Kevin Federline.
She sure is full of herself
Holy shit, she’s 25?! She looks way older…
Really? Is he that bad? I want to give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he’s not going to be a famous singer because he’s married to Britney, but maybe he’s okay? I haven’t heard him, he wears less make up than Paris. Really, what does she look like without it?
And a couple of other people too.
I really can’t blame her for cashing in while she can. As much fun as she gets poked (haha) at her, that’s nothing compared to the blowback that’s coming in a little while. It’s not like serious audiophiles are going to be tossing the new Mars Volta album down to rush out and blast them some Paris Hilton, so let her collect a few bucks from the rubes who still think she’s all that and chalk one new one in the vanity album catagory.
Except, she really doesn’t NEED to cash in on the rubes. She’s an heiress.
Everyone needs to cash in on rubes. That’s why there are rubes for chrissakes.
If there are people out there willing to pay her to do anything besides heft herself into the wheel wells of farm machinery, then let them. Better her than Benny Hinn or the GOP.
It’s not the age - it’s the mileage.
Kevin Federline.
BTW, I dig your username.
He’s not quite as bad as the tabloids make him out to be, but he really is awful. As for people being full of themselves, I’d like to point out that KFed (heh) wants to be bigger than his wife.
KFed’s performance at the People Teen Choice Awards (or whatever it’s called) show was ridiculed by both of the late-night talk shows that I caught last night (Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel). I’ll bet dollars to donuts that Leno and Letterman did the same.
All they had to do to get big laughs was to show 10-12 seconds of his performance.
It was indeed very painful to watch.
CNN.com currently has a story with this headline:
Is Britney’s hubby a hip-hop joke?
Then maybe he should stop getting her constantly pregnant.
Honestly! Like they can’t afford birth control? or the person to remind her to take the pill every morning?
I saw an interview with her a week ago.
She was saying, “I just really love being in the studio. . .making music. I’ve alway been into music. I took violin and piano lessons when I was a kid.”
Yeah, no shit you did. You were a little rich girl and you all do that.
And, no, you don’t love being in the studio. You love being in front of a camera. That’s all you love, but this CD is just the latest thing to keep you there 15 minutes longer.
On top of that, as she’s talking about how she wants people to judge the CD on it’s merits, there’s a video of a song playing with her rolling around on the beach in a bikini with some dude.
Not to get too high-falutin here, but when you see such vacuity and shitspeak idolized by so many, is it any surprise that when the president tells us that he’s protecting our freedom by wiretapping us people nod and assent, “yes, yes, good job.”
She’s a really fucking disgusting presence.
K-Fed’s Teen Choice performance from YouTube
It’s really bad. Like Cory Feldman bad.
Maybe she likes having kids? She can certainly afford to take care of them and won’t be a burden on the state.
According to The Soup, K-Fed is starting his own record label and his album will be the first release. Talk about a vanity project.
I can at least respect Paris Hilton for working when she doesn’t have to.