From now on I’ll jog with a rusty screwdriver mounted on my thigh. Any motorist who finds a gouge along the side of his (it’s always a man) car will have only himself to blame.
Come on motorists - we don’t sit in the road, so don’t park your cars on pedestrian space!
Could be worse. They could be parked in the fire lane.
We don’t have fire lanes, but if we did, no doubt they’d be fair game too. Across peoples’ driveways is another popular parking spot. Yet the one time I parked on my own front lawn, along came the parking warden to give me a ticket.