Dammit!!
That wasn’t Esprix, it was Bad News Baboon!!
Crap!
I feel like such a :wally
Apologies to all.
Obviously neither of you have ever heard “Fingertips” before…
I hear the wind blow,
I hear the wind blow,
It seems to say, “Hello!
Hello! I’m the one who loves you so!”
Esprix
I don’t understand you
I just don’t understand you
I don’t understand the things you say
I can’t understand a single word
I don’t understand you
I just don’t understand you
I cannot understand you
I don’t undertsand you
I’m having a heartattack
I’m having a heartattack
I was wondering when you’d show your head in here, Sapphire Bullet… of pure love! 
Esprix
We spotted the ocean
At the head of the trail
Where are we going
So far away…
take it!
For ** nym **:
Who was at the Dupont pavilion?
Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?
For **esprix **: (goes before Saph’s)
Hey now everybody
Hey now everybody
Hey now every body now
I found a new friend underneath my pillow
Please pass the milk, please.
Please pass the milk, please.
Please pass the milk, please.
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am…
Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch
Who watches over you!
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Not to put too fine a point on it -
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet!
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
All the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is Blue Canary -
One note: spelled L-I-T-E.
My story’s infinite -
Like the Longine’s Symphony, it doesn’t rest.
(Chorus)
There’s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores
And kept the beaches shipwreck free
While I respect that a lot
I’d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off
And countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels, it is always there
(Chorus)
While you’re at it
Keep a nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul…
Hey, does it count as fair use if you can quote the whole song from memory?
There’s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Who stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I’d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming argonauts
(That’s just the greatest phrase ever. Countless screaming argonauts. Learn it, love it, live it.)
meh, simultaneous posting is not a good way to begin the day.
Pretend I, uh, sang about James K Polk instead. He fulfilled our Manifest Destiny, after all. And after he did all that, he sought no second term.
Ask, and ye shall receive.
In four short years he met his every goal
He seized the whole Southwest from Mexico
Made sure the tariffs fell, and made the British sell
The Oregon Territory
He built an independent Treasury
Having done all this, he sought no second term
But precious few have mourned the passing of
Mr. James K. Polk, our eleventh President
Young Hickory, Napoleon of the South…
All hail the dirtbike
Philosopher dirtbike
Silence as we gathered round
We saw the word and were on our way
Now it’s brainwashing dirtbike
Groundshaking dirtbike
Mindbending dirtbike in control
[sub]Hi Esprix![/sub] 
[sub]Screw the pitizens, this thread kicks ass.[/sub]
mySTEEEEEEEEERious whisPERRRRRRR
I walk along… darkened corridors…
and I… walk along… darkened corridors…
I was working all night in my office
When a man I had recently killed
Called me up from a phone near my building
So I looked out the window at him
He had the same obsequious manner
That was the reason I had him killed
So to calm my nerves I sang this song
To him, over the phone
Turn around, turn around
There’s a thing there that can be found
Turn around, turn around
It’s a human skull on the ground
Human skull on the ground
Turn around
You’re older than you’ve ever been
And now you’re even older
And now you’re even older
And now you’re even older
You’re older than you’ve ever been
And now you’re even older
And now you’re older still
TIME
Is marching on
And TIME
Is still marching on
This day will soon be at an end
And now it’s even sooner
And now it’s even sooner
And now it’s even sooner
This day will soon be at an end
And now it’s even sooner
And now it’s sooner still
You’re older than you’ve ever been
And now you’re even older
And now you’re even older
And now you’re even older
You’re older than you’ve ever been
And now you’re even older
And now you’re older still
So come on and wreck my car, so come on and wreck my car…
What’s that blue thing doing here?..
Singin’ Deputy Dog Dog a ding dang deputy deputy deputy dog dog a ding dang depa depa D…
Why are we marching hand in hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It’s a brand new record, for 1990
They Might Be Giants
BRAND NEW ALBUM
FLOOD!
I’ve got two songs in me
And I just wrote the third
Don’t know where I got the music
Or how I wrote the words
Spent my whole career digging up my music’s shallow grave
For the two songs in me, and the third one I just made
Ahem… if you all promise to be nice and NOT all hit my ftp server at the same time… I can upload the Tiny Toons music video version (if this would violate TOS please let me know)… I am currently downloading my copy (had it at work computer they let me go and I am retrieving my ‘personal digital things’ as we speak. Will post with information on how to get it once I finish downloading it.