They have a fight … WHO WINS?
It’s one of life’s biggest mysteries.
What kind of question is that? Who do you think we are, giants?
I dunno–it’s certainly possible, isn’t it?
I think the problem is impossible. It’s like asking what happens when the earth crashes into a mosquito. Universe Man isn’t aware of Triangle Man’s existence, can’t ever be aware of it, and so he can’t enter a fight with him; Triangle Man can do nothing to make Universe Man even aware of his existence or to remotely affect him. No fight=no winner.
Daniel
You might be.
The real mystery is why Triangle Man hates Universe Man. After all, Universe Man is well-known for usually being kind to smaller men.
As to who would win, I think it’s really no contest. Powerful man, Universe Man.
Don’t you remember what happend last time they met?
It was practically Happy Land.
Far more important, of course, is whether Particle Man gets wet, or whether water gets him.
I’d rather be whistling in the dark.
Now, go back through the thread, pretending like you had never heard of TMBG. It would be one hell of a trip, I can bet you.
I’m still PO’d about the Particle Man - Triangle Man fiasco of '90. I lost money on Particle!!
Sigh. I guess it’s time to get serious about that diet, isn’t it? 
It’s because he has a watch with a minute hand.
Every time I hear that I think of the Tiny Toons music vid for this, where Universe Man pats Plucky gently on the head before punching him through a wall. Key word of course, being usually.
I always thought the image of a “watch with a minute hand, millennium hand an an eon hand” was the trippiest/cleverest bit of lyric-writing I’ve ever heard.
Nah, we’re defintely dwarves.
Yes! +4 dodge bonuses all around.
What I want to know is who came up with Person Man?
Eh, Triangle Man’s just pissed that he can’t go back to Constantinople. I think he had a date there…
According to the Christian interpretation of the lyrics, Universe Man is Triangle Man.
He’s just upset that someone made a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town in a desktop globe.