It’s all a matter of opinion. Personally, I think breasts can be too small. Some girls harldy have any breasts at all.
For us men, dick size is a very sensitive subject. Men with small dicks will never confess to it, while many will say they have a big dick when in fact they don’t.
For most men, you will have some idea of if you are well or under endowed. There are many situations where we see other guys dicks, and we can’t help but compare sizes (mentally!).
Trouble is, you’re never going to get guys coming in here admitting they have a small dick - it just ain’t gonna happen. Not that it matters, but I do just fine in the dick size department, so I couldn’t really answer the OP’s question. I can tell you that being told you have a big dick is a nice feeling, though.
There are, of course, the magic mushrooms that barely peep out from the forest floor when at rest but stretch to a pleasantly…adequate size when interest is piqued.
Never dismiss a small, limp dick. It can surprise you.
Goldilocks herself told me, “You’re dick is JUST right!”
But if some (obviously deluded) woman thought my dick was too small, I’d rather she make something up and dump me for some other reason. No doubt she could find some.
As for women’s breasts, I have never seen them too small, but I have seen them (in pictures at least) WAY too large. I’ve never been with an extremely large-breasted woman, but I wouldn’t WANT to be.
Yeah, I know what you mean, Boyo, about your last point. I realize breasts are just “a bag of fat with a nipple,” but I don’t want them to look like one, which they ends up doing when it gets really big (usually through artificial means).
Ha! I stole that from comedian Jeffery Ross, the same guy who said, “It’s not the size of the penis; it’s the tightness of the vagina.”
I don’t know about other guys, but the only erect penises I’ve ever seen have been in porn. So I’m not walking around with Home Of Big Ben boxer shorts–if you know what I mean. I’m gonna need some hard data ( ) before I can make any claims vis a vis the average guy.
Since they grow from one to five times their non-erect size when becoming aroused, I’m not so sure comparisons between flaccid penises is necessarily very meaningful. Turtles wish they could hide their heads the way my guy hides his.
I guess I can’t see breaking up with someone because of penis size being any more acceptable than breaking up with someone because of breast size. (Unless it’s painfully huge, I suppose).
If a guy has poor technique, it seems like one should pipe up and start giving him the straight dope–touch here, rub this, suck that… Not only does it seem cruel to him, to just send him into the cold world as helpless as ever, but it’s also thoughtless to the next woman he hooks up with.
As far as telling him goes, I think it’s a lose-lose no matter which way you go. If someone said to me, “Oh! It’s soooo huge,” I’d probably think she’s saying it just to be nice. If she said that it’s small–well, how I’d feel would be obvious. So I’d recommend dropping all size related adjectives from your comments. I mean, the woman I wouldn’t sell my soul for (but…) certainly doesn’t have big boobs, but they are beautiful and fantastic and wonderful and heavenly and so on.
As the Perfect Master said here, “Incidentally, for those who wish to pursue this matter on their own, you measure along the top. You’d be amazed how often this question comes up.”
Speaking as a medical professional, always remember there’s a difference between a “show-er” and a “grow-er”. As has been noted, a small penis can enlarge over 5 times its size when becoming erect. Large penises (penii?) tend to not get much larger when erect.
So make sure and consider turgidity in your decision-making.
Is is just me or is anyone else curious to just see one of these guys with a tiny dick? Do they look just like any other, only smaller? How do they “insert” their Tab A (something the size of half of their little finger) into slot C? I am imagining a logistical nightmare…
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Sorry.
FTR, I’m average sized. Or, at least from what I’ve gleaned over the years from different sources, I think I am… What IS the Straight Dope™ on that, anyways?
Well, I had a non-emotionally involved but pretty fun weekend fling with a girl a few years back. All was well until the goodbyes and all… when she told me how much fun she had even though her last BF apparantly was Porn Star Big and I didn’t “measure” up.
Even though I was pretty sure she had a Good Time™ (and she said she did), it made me feel like total dog shit for her to bring that up in casual conversation.
And I thought I was secure in my manhood. I mean, it hurt! Maybe I was a little too cock sure and the bringing me down to size was the real emasculation… I don’t know.
If you absolutely wanted to crush your ex-BF, this would be a good way to it.
Brought to a head, this seems to be a very prickly and sensative subject.
But, for every huge thingy you see in porn, there must be a littlest conductor to make the average … er… average.
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