Hell’s bells, this party is terribly quiet. I don’t know what the deadline for guessing is (or if there even is one?) but surely it would behoove us if more guests spoke up? I don’t even know who’s been guessed yet, or how many guesses hosts can make before the whistle blows.
I’ll do my part to liven things up. I realise my sitting mesmerised by these DVDs (sigh! Lovely Barbara in her posh frock!) isn’t being very neighbourly. Perhaps some live music is in order? I don’t see my preferred instrument (not surprising, as it’s not something most people have lying around the house) but I expect I could make do with a drum set or, better yet, a trumpet. What would you like to hear?
Well my party is gonna be one with some music! Let’s see what I can find… ooh! CDs by the Kingsmen, Johnnie Ray, Robert Mann, the Decembrists… We can have a tribute concert in honor of my city!
Well I don’t get it what’s so hard. Mahaloth has been acting perfectly like that one chick from that one thing. The play with the legs and the hair and the donkey, yeah?
Anyways, I’m going over here to scritch my back against the wall while y’all are eating guacamole on whatever it is you decided to put it on. Ooohummmm that feels so good
Who wants to bob for apples? And who wants some punch? And I have a large pail of gross stuff here which may or may not have a valuable prize at the bottom.
Do you like my costume, everyone? In case you can’t tell who I am or think I’m just some old dude in a grey-coloured toga, I’m here as Diogenes. Er, the real Diogenes, not the former SDMB poster. I’ve always wanted to wear this costume, but before Dio left, I thought it would just be confusing.
I must admit this costume is cosy. I wish I could wear it all the time!
[oog]OK, so I screwed up in my last post. Ignore it please. Pretend my next post is what I meant to post. Will this screw-up pave the way to finding out my identity?! Find out next time…. On I Can’t Think of An Interesting Title So We’ll Go With This [/oog]