I have you now.
The words in each of Ender24’s posts must be in ascending alphabetical order
:happydance:
Well done!
It was tough trying to toe the line of writing long enough sentences that you’d stand a reasonable chance of getting it versus just giving the show away. I tried to think of a coherent 26 word sentence but figured that wasn’t worth the effort.
Crap, had to edit my post due to latest developments. (You have no idea how often I’ve had to do this…) But I’m used to things moving quickly. As the song says about my hometown, “Everything’s up to date” and “they’ve gone about as fur as they kin go!”
I know a short story that runs in reverse:
“Zounds!” yelps Xancy, when vicious ugly tiger springs. Runs, quickly prays… observes nearby musket! Loads, kneels, jelly in his guts - fires, expertly dispatches cat. Becomes atheist.
Tsk tsk. Aslan wouldn’t approve of that sentence on a couple of different levels. 
Well, I certainly wouldn’t want to make sense. Why, Ol’ King Cole’d fair have a fit.
Perhaps I’m being mean.
So you’re from Kansas City, choie?
K! A mous!!
laughs
MadTheSwine cannot say the letter “e”. I remember that from an earlier game, I wasn’t expecting it to be re-used.
Ere the lords up high
Doth slay the night.
Mighty rulers fill the world and
Yet none find peace.
Open doors find the sky
Bright with stars’ tears
And shadows of the moon’s long sigh.
Ere the lords up so high
Doth slay the night.
Where’d you get that idea? I’m here in Portland.
I’m OK with that.
That’s not true. Not true at all.
Don’t be a total idiot, you #%#@%#.
You’re cracking me up, Maha. Like a ripe old egg.
I have no idea what you mean, but I love the way you say things. Wow, I’d give anything for a friend like you.
Are we still up for any activities? If not, I will take a look at the photo albums. I wonder what sort of photos the hosts would have of their friends. Did they catch me in any embarrassing poses, I wonder?
I want all photos of me deleted. I look horrible, feel horrible, and I’m sure the pictures are terrible. Get rid of them. Please.
Semi-OOG: I just realized who/what the poster above is, and I just want to say bravo to both you and Inner Stickler. Haven’t seen so brilliant a combo of performer and quirk since I’ve been here… and we’re talking more than a decade now. /End of Semi-OOG.
Anyway, anyone up for some more entertainment? I’ve finished all four series of The Good Life and I could use some more entertainment. Also, I just noticed that there’s an amazing film festival on TCM: Barry Lyndon, 2001, Minority Report and Eyes Wide Shut. What unbelievable luck! Couldn’t have chosen them better myself. Not to mention that watching those oughtta take us through the next 24 hours!
No, not 2001. Defintely not HAL. Creeps me out. Is there something game-ly or funny, like Kung-fu Panda?