Yeehah I made it!
I’ve been here what? four months at most and I’m already an old timer.
Ya boo sucks to all you with 300 posts or less 
I’ve been credited with recognising idiots using multiple names, folowing them round and annoying them.
And thats after only 2 flames both of which I actually apologised for when I thought they were too strong.
So Socko suck your own dick!The assembled partygoers need a laugh.
Meantime the drinks are on me ,as an “old timer” I reckon I’d better enjoy my last remaining Forty years.
It’s cabaret time.
Bring on the band!
Smile tho your heart is aching
Smile even tho its breaking…
I must say, casdave, that when you first arrived I thought that your posts were incoherent, you were a worthless poster, and you were just here to be an ass.
I’ll be the first to admit that I was wrong on all counts.
Cheers.
You hiding any bourbon back there?
Tch tch tch!
Oh my! I am so rude
Here is the link.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24517
Have another superdog folks
Maybe we need some fuel for the Barbie someone’ll fetch it, I’m sure.
::::Clink::::
Ice anyone?
Ummm, casdave, I hate to piss on your pool party, but the “poster” who anointed you an old-timer was an obvious sock puppet with a single post.
So, as someone who’s been here a month or so longer than you and has about a hundred more posts than you do:
OK, Newbie, who authorized this party. I want this mess cleaned up immediately
I brought some more ice. Want me to run down to the Safeway for more charcoal? Do we want mesquite or regular? How are we fixed for starter?
Personally, Dave, I really enjoyed (and still enjoy) the mental image of little creatures called “casdaves” following Dopers around the forums. I picture them as something like a cross between gremlins and squirrels. They are clean little beasts, generally pretty quiet, except when they encounter an Inconsistency, when they make the most adorable little squeaking noises. They only bite when the Inconsistency, chagrined at having been spotted, deliberately steps on their cute little toes. This is why you see so many Inconsistencies in the forums with permanent limps–it’s from all the casdave bites.
We should get Slug to make us an illustration of a “casdave” just so we’ll all know what they really look like.
I really think that this thread belongs in MPSIMS. So that’s where it’s gonna be.
Lynn