That takes (meat)balls.
Proper phrase is “perform a marinarage ceremony.”
I wonder what they will serve at the wedding reception?
I’m sure all at the reception will be deeply touched by his noodly appendage.
I’m just not sure I want to be around when the animosity between the orthodox Marinarans and the reformed Alfredonistas escalates.
That’s using the old noodle.
What do you throw at a Pastafarian wedding? Parmesan?