Pastafarians allowed to conduct weddings

The Australian arm of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been encouraged by New Zealand’s decision to grant the church approval to conduct weddings.


That takes (meat)balls.

Proper phrase is “perform a marinarage ceremony.”

I wonder what they will serve at the wedding reception?

I’m sure all at the reception will be deeply touched by his noodly appendage.

I’m just not sure I want to be around when the animosity between the orthodox Marinarans and the reformed Alfredonistas escalates.

That’s using the old noodle.

What do you throw at a Pastafarian wedding? Parmesan?