Pastafarians allowed to conduct weddings

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

The Australian arm of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been encouraged by New Zealand’s decision to grant the church approval to conduct weddings.

Ramen!

2

That takes (meat)balls.

3

Proper phrase is “perform a marinarage ceremony.”

4

I wonder what they will serve at the wedding reception?

5

I’m sure all at the reception will be deeply touched by his noodly appendage.

6

I’m just not sure I want to be around when the animosity between the orthodox Marinarans and the reformed Alfredonistas escalates.

7

That’s using the old noodle.

8

What do you throw at a Pastafarian wedding? Parmesan?

9

Orzo.