I am a GOOD dog.
What the hell’d you ever do for me mutt?? NOW GIT!!!
kicks towards your nuts as you run
Now fetch
throws an incredibly large tree-trunkesque stick
::pats Snooooopy on the head::
Good dog.
[sub]huh?[/sub]
okay, but no humping my leg or I’ll have to get the genital clamps.
Yes, I must admit, you’re much better now that you’ve been trained not to piss all over the carpet. Here’s some kibble. Remember, when you finish it, the toilet’s outside.
Jeez Snooooop, didn’t mean to lick ya! All you asked for was a pat on the head. Didn’t mean to get fresh. 
Got a new leash on life?
Could this possibly involve the Raiders and the Ravens?
Rooby Roo!
Have a scooby snack
Tummy rub!!!
Rasa’s a dirty dog licker!
Sorry, it just sounded like a funny thing to call someone. No offense Ras.