I would pay serious money for a bat puke cannon. That is a great invention! Very useful at political rallys of certain flavors of people. Soo much better than a mere cream pie.
Thoughts and prayers.
I can’t believe no one has posted that yet 
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I thought about praying for him. For about a picosecond.
That’s because we know they’re worthless.
As was Mr. Robertson. Which is why thoughts and prayers are all I can spare for him. (I tried to get the sarcasm to come through in my first post 
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Quoting, I can see the code. That’s too complicated. No colours for me on Discourse! 
Oy, yes, a typo. But you’re right, quite apropos.
Hope it was painful and prolonged.
I’m not one to celebrate death, but the following exchange happened today:
Spouse Weasel: Did you hear the good news?
Me: Alabama?
Spouse Weasel: No, the other good news. Pat Robertson is dead.
And then he said, I swear to Og, “They’re replacing him with Action Super Heroes.”
What he actually said was, “They’re replacing him with Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro.”
I liked my version better.
I can’t really rejoice. My only real feeling is “much too late”. But, i guess, better later than never.
I’d feel happier about it if there weren’t some other asshole who was going to take his place.
Thanks! I’m going to steal that. (I post of other fora, too.)
This AND Don the Con gets indicted in one day! Does it GET any better than this?
I can’t honestly say I wished him dead, but I will read his obituary with great pleasure (thank you, Clarence Darrow)
And here’s to you, Mister Robertson,
Jesus hates you more than you will know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
God damn you please, Mister Robertson,
Hell beckons for those who pray for pay,
Hey, hey, hey!
We know you’ve frightened many with these hellish fires,
And to their wallets we know you’ve helped yourself,
Now look around, see these disapproving eyes
Welcome you to your eternal fate.
And here’s to you, Mister Robertson
A nation shows its naked ass to you
Woo woo woo
Where have you gone, Mister Robertson
Is there a hell that’s hot enough for you?
Woo woo woo
Ehh, he was an OG. There will be a replacement, but I’m skeptical he’ll have the same success for at least a few years.
He certainly won’t have the attention the late Pat’s name drew, which is pretty important.
I do believe in G-d. The thought of the Lord berating and condemning Robertson is a pleasant one. I am trying very hard not to take joy in his death. I am glad the world is free of his smiling, hateful evil.
“But Lord, did we not preach in Your name, and cast out devils, and perform miracles for Your sake?”
“Get away from Me. I do not know you.”
The Man is quoted as saying as much in the Book.
For this type, that would the moment of true horror. Then again one has to allow for a deathbed epiphany, if you are a Christian believer.
Bravo! Standing O!
Why, thank you. Very kind.