Pat Robertson: People For the American Way twisted my words!

Yeah, suuuuure, Pat. But here’s the CBN statement:

(Emphasis mine.

OK, Pat, you’ve been on TV for three decades, not three weeks. This can’t possibly have been the first time someone has said something unexpected on your show.

So when Falwell said, “I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this happen’”, I have to believe you meant what you said when you replied, “Well, I totally concur, and the problem is we have adopted that agenda at the highest levels of our government.”

What you’ve said here about People For the American Way has a simple name here, Pat.

It’s called Bearing False Witness, and it’s one of those things that had a big “Thou shalt not” in front of it when Moses brought the tablets down off the mountain.

You know, one of the Big Ten.

Or is it really just Nine for you folks?

Falwell told CNN:

Gee, those crazy gays! Wherevever did they get that idea?

Falwell told CBN:

I’m not sure they have that many

And I suppose his “Amen” to Falwell’s statements, being a holy word meant to solemnize words to God, was “just kidding?”

Go fuck yourself, Robertson, and your little Falwell, too. My God will see you atone for your sins on this earth, you despicable cretins.

Esprix
{don’t mind me, folks. Just fixing the coding. – Uke}

[Edited by Ukulele Ike on 09-18-2001 at 12:15 PM]

Yeah, I was thinking three, maybe four, tops.

Oh please! He’s been saying for years that the “insertgroupofchoicehere” is responsible for stuff like this-what a weasel!!!

Well, I think he should start chewing, because the only way he’s ever going to get his foot out of his mouth is to gnaw it off and swallow it.

IMO “sorry” doesn’t mean much after you’ve accused your fellow-citizens of contributing to the deaths of 5500 of their brothers and sisters. The fact that the comment makes no zero sense cannot minimize how highly insulting it is to everyone who believes in tolerance or justice.

Memo to Pat Robertson.

Try one of these, maybe they’ll work:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=87747

No, there’s ten, it’s just that they swapped some of the less convenient out for ones like “Thou shalt not be a commie homo”.

I don’t know if they have consciously decided to misread the Bible, or if they have some kind of moral dyslexia.

Or, ‘thou shalt forgive thy brother seventy times seven times, but only if he’s a good, wholesome, God-fearing sort like us. Otherwise, don’t bother.’

Damn, that’s a good line. Dog knows they can’t seem to think straight.

They create enemies to vilify as a way to drive their fundraising efforts. It is sick and disgusting, but they are always finding ways to try to get weak-minded people to hate others so that they will send them money because they are supposedly standing against this. Christianity is about love, not hate.

Exprix

You are needed here, please. You impress me as a leader.

Gee, since when does quoting at length in context constitute twisting your words?

When those words reach people who won’t take them as gospel, and all of a sudden you realize they make you sound like a real shit. :rolleyes:

Pat’s on again, weaseling out of it again-we need to allow kindy-gardin kids say grace over milk and cookies-we need to bring God back into our nation!!!

Oh, and Pat? That jacket and that tie do NOT match, mmmkay?

What he really doesn’t want you to know is that if you play the tape backwards he’s saying “Take me now, my mustachioed, muscled stallion! Spank me with that riding crop and ride me like Seabiscuit!”

That or “I buried Paul.” It’s a little unclear.

Jodi - I gotta clean my keyboard and monitor, and it’s all your fault. :slight_smile:

Once again, the good Mr. Robertson assumes the Fundamentalist Yoga position.

In which you put your foot in your mouth while sticking your head up your bum.