As we all know, anybody who crosses President Bush is a scummy low-life Al Qaeda lover. I have two questions: What is the timeframe for Patrick Fitzgerald’s upcoming crucifixion, and what form will his passion take?
– When –
- It’s already started. You’re just not reading enough right-wing blogs.
- As soon as the RNC finishes gathering dirt.
- Just before the grand jury finishes its work.
- Immediately after the indictments are handed down.
- Never. The Republican Party doesn’t operate like that.
– What –
- Partisan hack.
- Sexual deviant.
- Ham-fisted screw-up.
- Terrorists’ friend.
- All of the above.