http://dailypress.com/news/stories/e0056135.htm
Anyone want to sign up for the color guard?
-Rob
Man… talk about standing up and saluting the flag…
They have a drive-through? LOL! 
“Can I help you?”
“Yeah, I’ll have the Patriotic Value-Pack, and a small side of lube.”
“Drive up, please”
Rose
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “feeling a little blue”.
:eek:
I had hoped that participation in this thread would be a bit more, uhhh, spirited. With that in mind, I really can’t believe that no one has yet linked this thread with this one.
So I guess it’s up to me…
I fixed the link coding for you. vB wants double quotes, not single quotes.
[Edited by DrMatrix on 10-01-2001 at 02:44 PM]
Talk about sticking it to the terrorists 
Gives high schoolers a new line “But baby…it’s patriotic!!!”
A few years ago, I saw condoms in cardboard wrappers shaped like the stealth bobmer.
“She’s never see you coming”.
I laughed 'til my sides hurt!
well, I guess you had to be there.
:: Thanks to DrMatrix ::
You could use the colored condom theory to explain the races.
Now son/daughter, if you insist on being sexually active you must, absolutely must use a condom – and be extremely careful which color you select! Condoms have been known to break and when they do the dye sometimes affects the sperm which in turn is the cause for the different colored people in the world.
Anyone got a better way to explain where Smurfs came from???