Patriotic squirrels make their nests out of flags

Story.

I demand hilarious (and possibly treasonous) photos.

The story foes come with a few pics. Not very interesting ones, though.

The other option?
“Shoot 'em,” Silvers said. “But you don’t want to do that.”

Yes, I do. Shoot every one of the furry little flag-stealing, bulb-eating terrorists.

Why do these squirrels hate America?

O say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave…
over the land of the free…
And the home of the squirrels?

I always thought so.

Because the Socialists have taken over.