Eight years ago! Man, nothing ever dies on the Dope.
Swimming Riddles got me back, she did. I had to determine what type of movie every subsequent poster was. I’m telling you, the brain was wracked by the end of that one.
With special dispensations for the participants in the live lesbian sex shows. 
Do Patron Saints have any smiting abilities?
Sadly no, Patron Saints are more about Saintly Patience and bits of help in mysterious ways. Just be glad you’re not the one that gets buried head first to help sell a home.
Yeah, but the Catholic Encyclopedia says that St. Polycarp of Smyrna is the patron saint that protects and cures earache and dysentery.
Meaning, of course, that he’s the perfect patron of this place. Let the feast begin!
TUBADiva–The patron saint of Threadspotting.
A couple more, off the top of my head:
swampbear is the Patron Saint of TMI
HazelNutCoffee is the Patron Saint of Cute Accessories
Oh, and one more:
pbbth earned the title of Patron Saint of Reproductive Organs when she posted this (months later, and I’m still giggling over that post)
I literally felt myself blush when I read this. Domine, non sum dignus. 
What, don’t I get a nod for anything? Saint of Bemusing Askers of Insane Factual Questions in Dead yet Polite Seriousness, maybe?
And Scylla clearly is the Saint of Bards and Exterminators (whenever the two aren’t the same to begin with).
And of course, Saint Askia, patron saint of Sacrificial (and possibly Magical)Negroes. (Not the saint of regular ones, though. That’s someone else.) May he rest in peace. 
I am either flattered or appalled. It may take at least four more beers to decide which.
Aww! ::kicks toe in sand::
Klaatu, Patron Saint of Testicular Fortitude
Surreal, patron saint of odd questions that very surprisingly have factual answers