I’ve had it. It’s over. I’ll never watch another Sunday night football game with the volume on. I’ll turn on the radio and listen to the announcers there. I’ll turn on a symphony and make believe I’m watching a ballet. Hell, I’ll turn on some hip-hop to have noise… I may even… I can’t believe I’m saying this… not watch the football game because of you Paul.
Last night, just like every other Sunday night I care to remember, you picked a subject for the game and mentioned it over 50 times. I shit you not. I started counting and when he (ok, they actually.) reached 50 I stopped counting. Last night was Favre’s thumb.
Other dumb comments I can remember.
“He’s literally [referring to an offensive lineman] playing with one arm!”
No, he is playing with two arms… I can see them on my television screen.
“The Vikings are going to have to find some other people to throw to [besides Randy Moss] because teams are just going to start trying to take him out of the game. So far this season they haven’t done that”
(10 min. later)
After a pass to the TE, “See how they spread the ball out. That’s what makes them a playoff caliber team!”
YOU JUST SAID THEY DON’T DO THAT!
Bring Frank Gifford over! Bring Pat Summerall back! Bring Dan Fouts over from the college game! Get For og’s sake, I’d even prefer Dennis Miller! Get the fuck outta the booth you negative nelly!
You made a comment last night about how all the long snapper has to do is hike the ball. YOU WERE A FUCKING KICKER! All you had to do was kick the ball, but you don’t see me talking bad about you! (untill now anyway)
I think I’ll come in that booth if you ever come near the NW and break your thumb and punt your ass through the uprights!