Pay it forward [song stuck in head]

I’ve had the bloody “Modern Major-General” song running through my head for two days now. Since I can’t stop I figured I’d share.

Enjoy… :smiley:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

Going to make the thread title a little more descriptive and move to Cafe Society.

Hi GOsp3l,

This one always replaces whatever earworm is stuck in my head: