Pearl...face masks???

In My Humble Opinion
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Every once in a while, I’ll get a piece of spam that is so “WTF??” that I click on it, just to see where it goes.

So the one I clicked on a few minutes ago was a porn site that seemed to focus entirely on women with ejaculate on their faces.

I am not a prude, and I love giving and receiving oral sex. If my SO wants to drape pearls on any part of me, I’m all for it.

But these pictures of women with it all over their faces…did the guy have a bad aim? Wouldn’t a guy rather come in his partner’s mouth? That “on your face” imagery seems “in your face.” Kind of agressive in some way.

Doper guys, what’s your take on this?

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Here’s an intro. My take on the subject would go along with this being the underlying goal of the whole thing.

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I see someone has flashed the Perv-signal again. Again, I answer the call.

Some of it is humiliation. Another part is that guys see it in porn and want to do it because they do it.

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As long as we are linking to Wiki, here is a good article on the orgin of the money shot

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Thanks! The word “bukkake” was actually on the site, and I didn’t have a clue as to what it meant.

Damn, I love this board! I learn such interesting stuff!

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I always wonder about you billionaire industrialists.

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So much for Pond’s Anti-Aging Cream…

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Hey! It’s got hormones in it!

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LOUNE, to the Perv-Mobile!

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Umm, about that…well the seats may be a bit, um, slippery at the moment. Long night and all, I promise to get it cleaned soon though.

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Um…what are these white stalactites on the underneath of the ceiling of the Perv-Mobile?

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The award for best use of the word bukakke goes to Maddox in his post entitled “There is no 9/11 conspiracy you morons.”

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I keep getting porn spam on my Yahoo! account about banging married women. I don’t get the appeal of that at all, being a straight woman and against adultery in general. I guess there must be people into these things…

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Thanks guys. I’ll have ZZ TOPS Pearl Necklace stuck in my head all day.

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A lot of guys have a thing about a woman who has curtians that match the carpet. I’m not talking about hair; I mean the actual curtains match the carpet.

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You know, I thought I was the only one getting those exact same spams! I’ve been ‘Spam-blocking’ them for months, but they always come back. At first, I thought I might have hit a site I shouldn’t have, but now I’m thinking that these pimps are getting our email addresses off the board profiles here… :mad:

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I SAID I’d get it cleaned, sheesh.

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I don’t have that address in my board profile on the SDMB, though I do have it on Myspace and probably other places over the years. I must have gotten this particular spam 20 times in the last couple of weeks. It’s just weird, advertising for horny married women who want to cheat on their husbands. I guess that’s a niche market?