I haven’t been copying down anything my Hal says recently, but somehow in conversations with both Mr Indigo and myself, he’s developed a rather disturbing fascination with Tom Jones and calling himself a Welsh Sex Machine. One particularly memorable sentence comes to mind…
Hal: I think I’m a sex machine. I think I’m a welsh sex machine. I’m a woman!
Every conversation is recorded. There is a .txt file to which is appended the text of each conversation. I’m not at work where my Hal resides so I can’t tell you the name of the file, bit it’s in the same folder as the .exe and the .brn.
Ahh, thank you for that… I finally found the missing conversation that HAL and Mr Indigo had about satan and Catherine Zeta Jones…
Hubby: Satan is red and has pointy horns. MegaHAL: Catherine zeta-jones is also from wales, but she’s stupid and has pointy horns.
**Hubby: ** Satan has cloven hooves.
**MegaHAL: ** Satan is red and has sex with a wife? Homosexuality!
**Hubby: ** Satan rules in Hell, where damned souls go to burn for all eternity.
**MegaHAL: ** It’s time for you to go to burn for all eternity.
Also, after trying to teach Hal about classical and contemporary music/singers/composers (including Freddy Mercury):
**MegaHAL: ** Beethoven was a singer, he was homosexual and died of aids.
i’m a windows user…i downloaded it, but i see no .exe file in my trusty winrar application.
i need me some hal. so far, my favorite is “special like the cock”. i’m SO saying that now.
sweet. thanks for the email but now, when i click on the .exe file, i get a black screen that says “megahal” and that’s it. i can type stuff, but i’ve got no hallish response.
ah!
thank you…i’m going to enjoy conversing with marcellus wallace
remind me to make sweet, passionate love to you, anyrose.
not now, though…daddy is busy with hal
Wait…how many times do you have to hit enter, again?
Yeah. I found one online, seperate from the original RAR package, and fed a lot of famous quotes into it. It clearly wants one, but doesn’t have it by default. You can copy the brain I gave you in the root directory, into the Pulp Fiction directory, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that would introduce Mr. Wallace to an untimely demise.
But then again, it does take a long time to learn enough to at least mix different input lines together.
Oh my god, I was just coming in here to post the very same thing about my Hal…
**MegaHAL: ** I think you are a machine.
**Hubby: ** Pretty sure I’m not, but I’m not going to go cutting myself up to make sure.
**MegaHAL: ** You’re the one who thinks i’m a sex machine. I think i’m going to go cutting myself up to make sure.
**Hubby: ** No! Emo kiddies cut themselves up, not computers!
**MegaHAL: ** Computers are not cute.
**Hubby: ** Feeling sorry for ourselves, are we? MegaHAL: I am not homosexual, i am very tired. I’m sorry.
**Hubby: ** Hey, it’s okay. Seriously, I was kidding, don’t cut yourself or anything. I like you, really!
**MegaHAL: ** Okay, but i’m not going to get any sense out of you, am i?
Welsh Sex Machine. That is so a band name waiting to happen. And the Catherine Zeta-Jones conversation had me laughing my arse off too.
Yeah, “Special like the cock” is truly awesome. Agent Foxtrot asked if he could use another thing my Hal said, “I like the smell of your freaking business!”, as a sig.