You had to go and remind me. The pushers are out in force at school, and so far I have been resisting their siren call. But no, you had to go and put that image into my head. Now I’ll be down for all to see as they guy who ordered the case of Thin Mints.
Thanks.
fatgail, once you realize that neutron star is as dense as his name, everything is cool.
My sympathy for your roommate travails is rapidly dissipating, neutron star.
fatgail, I just want to note that not all Pennsylvanian are as assholish as that one…
I can’t tell… is that a forest or some trees?
Rather than get mad at people with no sense of humor, isn’t it more fun to laugh at them? Otherwise you BECOME them… no?
Nice rant.
Oreos aren’t bad if you pull them apart and scrape out that nauseating sludge between the wafers.
Personally, I stick with the Thin Mints. It’s a well known fact that cookies bought to aid a good cause have no calories.*
*I wish. God, I wish. sigh
Oh search back more. He has a much more mundane pit rant. Granted it was years ago but still he should know better by now to try and ride on the backs of other assholes. He was hoping for a pile on with him in the passenger seat.
I suggest that neutron star fight his own battles and not ride on others opinions.
AMEN.
Carrying that point further… I just don’t understand Double-Stuf. Twice as much gack per cookie, translates into roughly 1/3 less chocolate in the whole package. More filling? I mean, come on - it’s lard and sugar! (LARD. Check the label!) What’s the appeal?
Only marginally worse is the reduced calorie Oreo - the lard and sugar mixture is replaced by something that doesn’t taste wholly organic in nature, and the cookie parts become a weird flavorless graham-cracker-like material that doesn’t so much get soft in milk as disintegrates into greasy clumps of paper fiber.
Bleah.
I like the way you think. Free food is also calorie-less - that’s why I only eat donuts bought by someone else at work.
Have you ever threatened to use the big stapler to staple his lips together?
Whistling all day is grounds for justifiable homicide, right?
You mean it’s not? Like Ben & Jerry’s ice cream; a pint container is a single serving.
That’s what’s great about the 100 calorie packs. They don’t have that nasty stuff at all. Just the chocolate bits.
What kind of dumbass shit is this? I’ve bitched before about MPSIMS shit in the Pit. I think it was in one of VCO3’s recent threads. I guess it’s possible that I’ve been guilty of it too, but not anymore. But, you know, nice to see that you’re stalking me to look for several-year-old inconsistencies.
That’s fine. He’s still in jail. I don’t really think about it anymore.
No, I’m actually fairly tall. Didn’t you used to be a troll?
Hell if I know. I’ve never needed to go on a diet.
I guess my main point, which I sort of forgot to make in that last post, is that when I’m in the mood for MPSIMS stuff, I’ll go to MPSIMS. When I’m in the mood for a Pitting, I come to the Pit. The twain don’t really meet all that often for me. The OP was MPSIMS with a couple bad words thrown in.
Maybe the humor in the OP escapes me because I simply can’t relate. I mean, participating in this thread constitutes the single longest period of time I’ve spent thinking about cookies in my entire life.
I obviously don’t get whatever it is that a lot of you guys bring away from eating, because all food does for me is make me full. Some of it tastes better than others, but it’s really just a means to an end. Hell, most days I only have one meal and a snack or two. I guess I’m just weird that way. Looking back, it doesn’t seem all that normal to consistently turn down dessert when you’re ten years old.
Does that remark come solely from this thread or did I piss you off somehow in the past? I don’t remember.
Nah, just from this thread. It was a cheap shot. Now that you have explained where you were coming from, I can see that you weren’t just threadshitting on a thread I thought funny. Sorry about the crack.
Used to? Hah! I’m still doing my best to be entertaining to the masses.
Your definition vs. their definition vs. my definition just all vary by a large degree.
Kisses,
bbs2k
PS, actually I’m rather short, only 5’6’’
I just made it back here.
Ok. Fuck you, then! <laalalaaalaala - skips away>
OMG some random person on the Internet cussed at me because I didn’t LMAO at some stupid bullshit. I’m so upset!
My first reaction was that I am truly sorry for you, but then I thought, “oh, there probably is something he enjoys as much as some of us enjoy eating.” Then I thought, “possibly shitting on other people’s threads.”
The OP’s rant neglected to mention the most important thing about the shit-tacular Pecan Sandies 100 calorie pack.
THERE ARE NO PECANS TO BE FOUND.
Look at the name. Look closely. It’s not “Pecan Sandies.” It’s fucking SANDIES. And they’re not even that. The “sand” texture that comes from way too much fucking butter and sugar is completely lost in these. It’s basically a couple of vanilla-flavored saltines, which are about as gross as you’d imagine.
I got a big box of 100-calorie packs from Costco a while back. The 100-calorie Grasshoppers and Cheez-its and Fudge Stripes were heaven. I ended up with five packets of Sandies left over. Eventually I gave them away. Not worth my 100 calories. Those things are complete ass.
As I read your profile and your witty answers to the following;
Biography:
Solitary burrowing rodent. Fond of grapes.
Location:
Habitrail system
Interests:
Running on my little wheel.
Occupation:
Foraging for beans and seeds.
It is very clear that you are an expert regarding stupid bullshit.