Pee-ew in September (September mini rants)

[LSLGuy]

Thanks for the timely warning. I’m about to go shave in the shower too. My tools are probably safer than yours or you were especially unlucky in how you dropped them.

OTOH, I hope I don’t end up starring in this thread:

Timely serendipitous events. Yours? Here's mine

Today I changed my sheets. And as per usual, being mildly disabled, I grunted and grumbled fitting the bottom sheet (fitted). Half the time I get the bloody thing upside down, and only after trying to squeeze it into a corner or two would I realise my mistake! So I wished to myself there was a better way. I tossed the sheet into the air before attempting to fit it onto the mattress, and fuck-me if there wasn’t a little tag sewn onto the sheet saying ‘SIDE’. Why have I never noticed this before,…