Why wouldn’t you post that? Doesn’t your young relative’s safety trump family harmony? Or is it that these people are so far gone that they’re unreachable?
They’re long gone (for example, they’re anti-vax because of all the aborted baby parts). I’ve never even met the youngest ones.
I had only opened Facebook to find a friend’s business post and give it a little boost, and instead my feed was actually working for some reason.
I used to live in a place that had an outdoor light that needed to be unscrewed to replace the lightbulb. It was next to the door, which had a tiny little porch/landing, so it was a really risky thing to do. To make it worse, there was a screw all the way on the top, where I couldn’t see it, so I had to unscrew it by feel and hope I didn’t drop the screw in the grass next to the porch. This is what happens when people buy the cheapest thing they can find.
And I responded accordingly. I guess I need an emoji. And cowbells! 
Indeed! In fact I poked around in a box-o-bulbs I have down in the basement and discovered that I have two full packs of 40- and 60-watt incandescents, in case worst comes to worst with this newfangled crap!
To be fair, though, in the right conditions, with the right match of LED bulb to fixture, LEDs really are a major advance in both longevity and energy efficiency. I have an old-style Cree LED bulb that’s been on 24/7 for nearly 15 years in the partially enclosed exhaust hood above the stove. The pack of incandescents states proudly “lasts up to 1 year!”. How quickly we forget that the good old days weren’t necessarily all that good. But they were good in the sense that I didn’t care if bulbs burned out, I just leapt up on a ladder and changed them!
Truly a min-rant, but it pisses me off mightily.
I had about a 3/4 loaf of sliced bread on the counter that was way past its BB date, so while out shopping yesterday I bought a fresh loaf. To the best of my knowledge, I took the stale loaf off the counter and put it into the “recycling and dry bulk garbage” bin that I regularly take out. Later, I took it out and sorted it into the garbage and recycling bins.
This morning I noticed that there was no bread on the counter at all. The “recycling and dry bulk garbage” bin contained a loaf of bread, but it was the old expired stuff. I went out to peer into the big outdoor garbage bin, and there was my new fresh loaf lying there, looking up at me. No, that was not coming back into the house.
Out of sheer frustration, I drove out early this morning to the closest local supermarket and got a new loaf of bread, and, bonus, picked up a few other things. But I’m pretty sure that I’m becoming afflicted with some subtype of dementia.
I hate ‘hearing’ the ‘zoomies’… but I hate finding the ‘zoomies’ even more…
How does one “find” a zoomie?
“Feets, do your Stuff…!” 
Sorry but I have no idea what you are talking about. Zoomies are when dogs run around the room really fast.
It’s different with cats.
Or cats.
No, it is not.
I can’t say whether or not ‘the zoomies’ means that a dog has ‘left you a present’.
I can say with absolute surety that ‘the zoomies’ means a cat has left you a present. Maybe you misunderstood what we were discussing?
I have never connected presents with zoomies from either cats or dogs and I have experienced both.
In my perspective zoomies means the animal galloping through the house bouncing off furniture and walls with reckless abandon until they tire.
It’s true that cats can get the zoomies after pooping, that’s common, but the pooping isn’t what’s called “the zoomies”.
"We know that defecating stimulates the vagus nerve, which can lead to a feeling of release/relief,” Dr. Stelow says. “Depending on the cat’s personality, that might lead to excitement and zoomies. We see this in dogs, too.”
Potty time can make a kitty (or anyone for that matter) super antsy! While this is more common with dogs, you may notice your feline friend act fidgety before the time comes. If you see your cat suddenly scurrying around the home, make sure they have easy access to their litter box just in case.
That’s only one situation where cats might get the zoomies though, if you read the cites above. My dog usually gets them when she’s really enjoying playtime or otherwise excited. I’ve never seen her do it after pooping. But different animals will have different habits and personalities of course.
Seconding. Kittens get the zoomies a lot; older cats, a couple of times a day. After pooping is common, but not the only motivator.
Yep, in either cats or dogs (or toddler humans!).
It’s the only motivator that I’ve ever seen/witnessed, past kittenhood… and I have owned many cats through their entire life cycles.
About 2 months ago, we asked kiddo if he felt he needed new sneakers to start the school year. He said no, the two pairs he has are fine.
Now, they’re both too tight, pinching his toes. Damn kid keeps growing which isn’t actually my rant, but he wants another pair just like his current indoor shoes and it seems they are out of stock everywhere, certainly in his size. They seem like a pretty standard model that the brand puts out every year with minor stitching variations but there aren’t any available right now. And he’s kind of hitting that “largest kid size/smallest men’s size” zone, so I’m looking at both. I’ve found some online but he really needs to try them on to confirm fit and sizing.
Are sneakers like, seasonal? Do all new ones come out again after Thanksgiving or something?
My struggle with trying to source reliable LED bulbs for enclosed fixtures is beginning to remind me of this:
It also reminds me of searching reviews when buying a new washing machine. Guess what? According to teh interwebs, there are no good washing machines. They are all crap. Just read the reviews!
I eventually bought one based on my own experience and judgment, and it’s been just fine. The XKCD comic expresses a profound truth!
The problem is, people often only write reviews when they have something to say, and they only have something to say when something goes wrong.