The dog pee
The husky wee-wee
Has blinded me…
(wooh, wooh, wooh, wooooooooooh)
And I can’t see…
The dog pee
The husky wee-wee
Has blinded me…
(wooh, wooh, wooh, wooooooooooh)
And I can’t see…
I liked that one too. And I know it had to be a Doper that did that snowman. 
raises hand :o
I’m very proud of my “Unca Cecil” though. Too proud! 
Well, this isn’t the one I was thinking of, but a quick Google shows the TravelMate.
Obligatory Simpsons quote: “Look, everyone! John Hancock’s writing his name!”
Hmmm, must be a common wish for women, there’s also:
The Whizzy
The P-Mate
The Pee-Zee
The Magic Cone (disposable)
The Urinelle
along with a lot of articles with technique on how to do it unaided (some of the reports are hilarious). (just Google “pee standing”).