Peeps or Circus Peanuts?

Regular cat food is OK with Nermal.

PEEPS! Put one in the microwave and watch it swell to unnatural proportions, all the while making it say “PEEP” in a genetically modified basso profundo. Then eat it.

You wouldn’t have to force me to eat either one, but 4 times out 5 I’d go with the peanuts.

Peeps at least have a seasonal connection to justify eatin’ 'em. Circus peanuts are gross without any sort of explanation for why you’d inflict them upon yourself.

Circus Peanuts, on the rare occasion, are very tasty. And you can mold them into all sorts of fun shapes before actually eating them.

Peeps are valuable only for microwave peep jousting. Definitely not for eating.

No option for both? And no force needed. I’ll eat either (or both) gladly.

Ugh! Crab juice for me too.

I’m not entirely sure I’ve ever eaten Peeps, but they can’t be worse that circus peanuts.

Disgusting. Both of them.

Must know more.

Would never go out of my way to procure either, but I honestly like 'em both.

The choices are equally disgusting, but I picked Circus Peanuts as an homage to my dear departed mother who had the most wretched candy tastes I’ve ever seen. Candy Corn…Licorice Nibs…even those gross foam bananas that are related to Circus Peanuts. Euuchhh.
This may have been a defense mechanism to protect her sugar sources from the grasping, greedy hands of her six offspring.

Depends on how many.

One or two? Circus Peanuts. They’re vile but a vaguely interesting vile in small quantities, whereas the combination of soft marshmallow with bitter sugar coating is less palatable to me.

A whole package? Peeps. While an individual peep is less palatable than one CP, the cumulative effect of an entire package of artificial banana flavoring seems just wayyy too much. The blander, mushier peeps can be crammed into your mouth all at once and quickly gulped down without more than nominal stress.