Does anyone else get these kinds of junk emails? They all say add X percent or X inches to your massive penis. Are they actually valid? And if so, what are they selling since they say it’s without drugs or devices?
Selling? Who said they’re selling anything? Just send in your $xx.xx money and wait. And wait. And wait. And then realize you just gave a scammer your money. (Note: I don’t mean you personally; just you in the general sense)
I get these all the time at most of my e-mail accounts. Along with offers of debt consolidation, dating services, and miracles to enlarge my breasts. Never opened any of them, so I have no idea what they’re selling - nor am I particularly interested, having no penis and all.
Are they valid? Highly unlikely.
What are they selling? False dreams.
I used to get them regularly. Often enough that I finally put a filter on my email account that only allows people who are on the list to email me. This is annoying though, 'cause if I bump into an old friend in a bar, and want said friend to email me, I have to remember to alter my filter.
Ya know I have a Gar-u-teed enlargement system.
And I only charge 5$.
That’s right boys and girls, 5$! That’s the price of a movie ticket!
And what will you get! I promise you will get a increase in size. And unlike those operations, if you don’t like the results, it’s REVERSABLE!
Yes, you heard correctly. This procedure will work, requires no surgery, and is totally, fully reversable.
All for 5$.
<gets out the 20 lb book of Current protocols in immunology>
Just set your little guy right here on the table…
This may sting for a second.
<climbs to the top of the ladder…>
Brace yourself!
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I get these all the time too.
Funnily, they never offer to provide me with the initial penis to enlarge.
I just rub mine nightly with toilet paper.
Heck, look what it’s done for my wife’s ass.
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten those emails, but I do wonder - how do they know that it needs to be enlarged? :eek:
Is there some gigantic satellite in space somewhere, with x-ray vision, that sees through the clothes of all men on this planet, evaluating the need for penis augmentation?
Can you imagine the radio chatter between the satellite and the ground control?
“MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Minuscule penis at 10 o’clock! Zoom in, boys! Gosh, does that guy need one of our emails!”
SUPERKARLENE
I can’t speak to the claims of the penis enlargers. I can say that this has done wonders for my shagging prowess. All the babes here will testify to this.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I have never noticed a difference between circumcised and not. Except visually.
(Of course, I’m sweet and innocent - an absolute babe-in-the-woods! )
I always thought that only women get the penis enlargement emails. Men get breast enlargment and hormone therapy emails.