http://webmasters.big-penis.com/in/deniska
This website claims it has exercises that can increase penis size. Is there any truth to this?
I don’t think so. I have been “exercising” mine for years, all by hand, and it ain’t got bigger yet. 
However, they say that practice makes perfect.
Time for my workout now.
Mrs X tells me that as much as she practices with it, it should be shrinking from overuse…
That said, do a search and you’ll most likely realize that there ARE people here who have tried it and it never seems to work as advertised.
Why don’t you do this? Learn to use what you have to the best of your ability. I believe women make love to the owner of the penis rather than to the penis itself. But then again maybe I have been lucky?
Oh, I guarantee you that it works! After just one week, my penis got 5 inches longer! (For a grand total of 5 inches…)
But me, being the smart one, didn’t stop… I’ve been excercising for three years now, and my penis is a whopping 130 feet long!
I hope to one day use my penis as a bridge to the Moon, so that we may conclusively disprov the theory of a Moon-landing hoax.
Oh, it sounds more like a Stairway to Heaven than a Bridge to the Moon. >Toe in sand, eyes cast skyward, whistling merrily<. 
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