I actually saw a guy doing this once in Washington Square Park. He walked up to every woman and asked if she wanted to have sex with him. My friend asked him, basically, WTF?, and he said he never had to spend more than an hour before he found a willing partner.
I… um… yes ? Probably.
So, wanna fuck now or what ?
(no but more seriously, I don’t remember, got a link ?)
It was just a joke. Relax. 
Maybe. If you talk to me about cavalry tactics some more. You know I dig that.
OK, so about the role of stirrups, you see…
There is actually a study that answers this exact question here:
I’m not clicking on a link to an incel wiki.
Do you have a link direct to the study? Who was it done by?
The guy must have been really unattractive. In Washington Square Park, it should have taken him 5 minutes.
Andrea Martin: “Guys, women don’t care. As long as it reaches from you to us, it’s gonna be fine.”
Size, or height?
Well, it it’s too far off the ground to reach, that could be a problem.
Late to answer this, but, no, I never cared what a guy had in his pants - ever. And the one time I remember meeting a guy who felt compelled to brag about the size of his dick, there was no doubt that I wanted nothing to do with him. To me it just doesn’t matter.
See, though, I think this is what really breaks some dudes’ hearts. You may think it’s comforting for us to know that penis size doesn’t matter. Or you may not think that. I can’t read your mind. But anyway. This goes right to the heart of the insecurities of guys like our OP. Or at least that is my current hypothesis.
He’s not worried that his penis is too small. He’s actually worried that his penis doesn’t matter. That you don’t even care. Big, small, whatever: His penis simply isn’t very interesting.
And isn’t that the most frightening thing of all? The ultimate humiliation?
Maybe that’s what is going on with dudes who send dick picks. They just want someone to at least *notice *the damned thing.
FWIW, not that I’ve much experience in the matter, but the only aspect of my anatomy a woman’s cared about was the length of my fingers.
(Yeah this is a nice first post to make to these distinguished fora. My appreciation to you, OP; for this thread of yours has been a most amusing read.)
The opposite of love is indifference
God forbid he’s also a pilot from Texas.
Who happens to be a “polyamourous” athiest vegetarian.
Yes, but… have you investigated the size of his package?
Before he was Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg was notorious for boldly propositioning women soon after meeting them. A friend asked, “Don’t you get slapped a lot?” He replied, “Yeah, but I get laid a lot, too.”
Being a billionaire probably helped his overall Success to Failure ratio more than a little bit.
“Joe 6 Pack” isn’t likely to have the same kind of batting average, and in today’s 2019, he’s plenty apt to get kicked in the 'nads and then have it immortalized on the internet and branded a would-be “Sexual Predator” by people all over the world, none of which is actually completely undeserved, depending on exactly how he offered up his “Working Man’s Indecent Proposals”
Penis does matter - it matters that one is present and it works. Other that… well, that’s pretty much it, actually. Sorry if that’s not enough.
(For some people even “it doesn’t work” or “it’s not present” can be worked around. It’s not they don’t care, it’s just that they don’t hold a problem against a person and for them it’s not a deal-killer in a relationship. An area where mileage definitely varies.)
There are plenty of guys with ED, yet who are in totally fulfilling sexual relationships. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need an erection to have an orgasm or ejaculation. And if PIV or PIA are impossible, there are certainly alternatives.
And yes, there are guys (especially many F-to-M trans) who don’t have a penis at all. And that doesn’t have to be a problem.