Penis size or Height- what matters more to women

[epbrown01]

@kayaker

Don’t worry, he’ll tell her.

Yep - it’s one of the opening lines to “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore, for example.

[Don_t_Panic]

@panache45

There are plenty of guys with ED, yet who are in totally fulfilling sexual relationships. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need an erection to have an orgasm or ejaculation. And if PIV or PIA are impossible, there are certainly alternatives.

And yes, there are guys (especially many F-to-M trans) who don’t have a penis at all. And that doesn’t have to be a problem.

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Isn’t it awfully un-PC to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully against the zeitgeist to have a dong?

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[Kent_Clark]

@shocky2002

Maybe its an age thing? I get the sense that most of yall are much older than me… as a millennial i can say that girls my age are obsessed with this stuff

Wait a second. My sons are both milennials. Their mother and I have nursed them through a number of broken hearts, but neither one has ever said, “She didn’t like my penis!”

I have a daughter, as well. She’s unmarried, but I’ve never heard her say, “Nice guy, but oh, that penis.”

[TokyoBayer]

@FairyChatMom

Late to answer this, but, no, I never cared what a guy had in his pants - ever.

Car keys? Wallet? Cell phone?

How did you screen out the homeless?

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[puzzlegal]

@Kent_Clark

Wait a second. My sons are both milennials. Their mother and I have nursed them through a number of broken hearts, but neither one has ever said, “She didn’t like my penis!”

I have a daughter, as well. She’s unmarried, but I’ve never heard her say, “Nice guy, but oh, that penis.”

Yeah, my kids are millennials, too. And they have a lot of obsessions. Neither my son nor my daughter is obsessed with dick, though. Well, my daughter is bi, and looking for a chick right now, so i think she’s expecting “no penis”.

[Beckdawrek]

@Kobal2

(IOW, it’s the grown-up version of pulling on Becky’s braids at recess cuz’ you fancy her. Because of course just telling her about feelings and stuff feels a lot more uncomfortable, and might lead to gulp intimacy. Which guys are taught less than zero about, nor generally know how to handle. So, you pull on the braids instead, since that leads to a much less vulnerable space.
I’ll readily admit that, even though I’m getting better at it these days (or maybe I’ve just gained more levels in “ain’t givin’ a fuck”), I still often feel the urge to defuse Awww moments or react to compliments by deadpanning stupid stuff like “wanna fuck now ?” or “I also have a giant cock btw”)

Hey. Are you Stanley from the 3rd grade?

[Broomstick]

@panache45

There are plenty of guys with ED, yet who are in totally fulfilling sexual relationships. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need an erection to have an orgasm or ejaculation. And if PIV or PIA are impossible, there are certainly alternatives.

True. And there are an amazing number of people who have never heard of or thought of the alternatives. I really wish we had real sex education in this country, with a dose of healthy relationship education.

And yes, there are guys (especially many F-to-M trans) who don’t have a penis at all. And that doesn’t have to be a problem.

Well… it certainly puts them at a disadvantage. As you note, it can be worked around, but it’s not ideal. There is a significant percentage of the population that would not be willing to do that.

[Kobal2]

@puzzlegal

Yeah, my kids are millennials, too. And they have a lot of obsessions. Neither my son nor my daughter is obsessed with dick, though. Well, my daughter is bi, and looking for a chick right now, so i think she’s expecting “no penis”.

Surprise penis is the worst.

@Beckdawrek

Hey. Are you Stanley from the 3rd grade?

narrowing eyes Why you wanna know ? You with the revenuers ?

[salinqmind]

A cute little politically incorrect joke that cracked us up in middle school:

An Indian came into town every Saturday and stood on a busy corner. Every woman that walked by, he would catch her eye and say ‘Chance?’ - A friend observed this and said to him, “I thought Indians always said ‘How’ - why are you saying ‘Chance’?” And the Indian said, ‘Know how. Want chance.’

[Trancephalic]

@salinqmind

A cute little politically incorrect joke that cracked us up in middle school:

An Indian came into town every Saturday and stood on a busy corner. Every woman that walked by, he would catch her eye and say ‘Chance?’ - A friend observed this and said to him, “I thought Indians always said ‘How’ - why are you saying ‘Chance’?” And the Indian said, ‘Know how. Want chance.’

I don’t get it.

[salinqmind]

Indians in movies said ‘how’ (as a greeting). In the joke, saying ‘chance?’ instead, to passing women, is implying that he is asking them for a chance for a sexual encounter. The Indian knows ‘how’ to do sex, he wants to find a woman who will give him a chance to do sex. Ask enough and he will get lucky and get a chance to do that which he already knows HOW to do.

[Acsenray]

@salinqmind

Indians in movies said ‘how’ (as a greeting). In the joke, saying ‘chance?’ instead, to passing women, is implying that he is asking them for a chance for a sexual encounter. The Indian knows ‘how’ to do sex, he wants to find a woman who will give him a chance to do sex. Ask enough and he will get lucky and get a chance to do that which he already knows HOW to do.

You have got to be kidding me. In what world will people understand this joke?

[Broomstick]

I got it on the first read.

I dunno, maybe it’s an older-people thing, the stereotyped Indian “How” was from decades ago.

[simster]

@Acsenray

You have got to be kidding me. In what world will people understand this joke?

@salinqmind

A cute little politically incorrect joke that cracked us up in middle school:

Sums it up -

[Acsenray]

@Broomstick

I got it on the first read.

I dunno, maybe it’s an older-people thing, the stereotyped Indian “How” was from decades ago.

I know the “how” thing. What I don’t get is that “how” and “Chance” have anything to do with propositioning sex.

[Beckdawrek]

@Kobal2

Surprise penis is the worst.

narrowing eyes Why you wanna know ? You with the revenuers ?

Stanley from 3rd grade was in love with me (Becky). He did all kinds of inappropriate things to catch my attention. The playground was his proving ground. He caused me all manner of grief. He’d whack me on the arm. Or throw grass on me. Or chase me with a bug in his hand. I finally popped him in the face, hard. Broke his glasses and he made a bloody mess. After that, I did the chasing. Stanley was never the same.

[Trancephalic]

@Acsenray

You have got to be kidding me. In what world will people understand this joke?

Native Americans who don’t use “how” that way.

[Pantastic]

@drewder

It’s not something I’d ever do but I have to think for all the complaints men wouldn’t send them if they didn’t ever get a positive response.

Sure they would keep sending unsolicited dick picks. Maybe they enjoy showing off their cock, maybe they feel powerful doing it, maybe they think ‘it will work this time’, maybe they aren’t interested in dating so it’s an easy ‘she’ll either jump on this or stop responding’ message, or something else. “They must get positive responses because they keep doing it!” is not the result of good reasoning.

[panache45]

@Acsenray

You have got to be kidding me. In what world will people understand this joke?

I got it right away. Didn’t laugh.

[Don_t_Panic]

@drewder

It’s not something I’d ever do but I have to think for all the complaints men wouldn’t send them if they didn’t ever get a positive response.

Remember flashers? You know, the guys who would hang out in wooded areas, wearing trench coats with nothing underneath, and expose their junk to passers-by. At least that used to be a stereotype back when I was a tiny whale. I haven’t really heard much talk of them for a while. God only knows what motivated those guys. But I assume they’re the same ones who have now moved on to unsolicited dick pics.