Penis size or Height- what matters more to women

[salinqmind]

I said it was from middle school, decades ago. We were fucking 12 years old. It cracked US up back then. I’m sorry I puzzled you all so. I’m sorry it’s not a brilliant bon mot from Chris Rock or whoever the hell you think is funny now, LOL… Please. Try to forget it, don’t think about it, and just…move on! Go take pictures of your damp mushrooms.

[simster]

@Beckdawrek

Stanley from 3rd grade was in love with me (Becky). He did all kinds of inappropriate things to catch my attention. The playground was his proving ground. He caused me all manner of grief. He’d whack me on the arm. Or throw grass on me. Or chase me with a bug in his hand. I finally popped him in the face, hard. Broke his glasses and he made a bloody mess. After that, I did the chasing. Stanley was never the same.

bu…bbuuu…bbbbuuuuu…Becky? dats you?

[shocky2002]

@Kent_Clark

Wait a second. My sons are both milennials. Their mother and I have nursed them through a number of broken hearts, but neither one has ever said, “She didn’t like my penis!”

I have a daughter, as well. She’s unmarried, but I’ve never heard her say, “Nice guy, but oh, that penis.”

Well I hope y’all don’t talk about penises lol that’s kinda weird

@FairyChatMom

Late to answer this, but, no, I never cared what a guy had in his pants - ever. And the one time I remember meeting a guy who felt compelled to brag about the size of his dick, there was no doubt that I wanted nothing to do with him. To me it just doesn’t matter.

Ok. Maybe you havent been with any small fellows though

And I’m sorry to all for bumping this thread back up again, but have y’all heard of the “666” millennial rule of dating? 6 figure income, 6 feet tall, 6 inch dick

[Broomstick]

No, I have never heard of that. Did you really have to come back and share that? Since you couldn’t get validation on your pet theory do you seek to attempt humor to win us over? I’m not entirely clear on what your purpose is in returning.

[panache45]

And he seems to think that a “6 inch dick” is quite a lot, which is telling.

[Sicks_Ate]

My dick is 4".

But most women think that’s just waaay too wide.

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

I’m still trying to figure out the difference between penis height and penis size.

[Broomstick]

@panache45

And he seems to think that a “6 inch dick” is quite a lot, which is telling.

::: looks over top rim of eyeglasses :::

Hmmm… nothing newsworthy to see here.

::: giggles softly, returns to reading mediocre SF novel :::

[Sicks_Ate]

We’ve already figured out he’s a shorty. He probably thinks 6" is a lot because it hangs halfway to his knees.

[Guest-starring_Id]

Read up to the end of pg 3 - good enough…

@snfaulkner

Probably because you’re pre-conceived notions about women are false. Go meet a few. Talk to them like humans. But don’t lead off with this poll question.

The bolded provided one of the better laughs I’ve had in a while. Thank-you.
Let’s hope the OP takes that one to heart.

@Beckdawrek

If you’re leading with your oh, so large penis you may get yourself into trouble.

@Kobal2

Agreed. First of all, beware slamming doors.

Not to mention agonizing over finding just that right size of jockstrap.

@shocky2002

Maybe its an age thing? I get the sense that most of yall are much older than me… as a millennial i can say that girls my age are obsessed with this stuff

@MichaelEmouse

What elements have lead you to that conclusion? People talking about it online when you specifically sought out people emphasizing them?

Let me guess, but I’ll bet that in these last two pages, that question still wasn’t addressed.

OP: what incel site are you reporting back to?

[Dung_Beetle]

salinqmind, I got the joke right away and giggled like a twelve-year-old. I’m going to tell it to other folks too.