I have no car. I guess walking to lectures will be facilitated by my third leg 
I don’t know. Maybe there’s somethibg to it.
I was a grocery parking lot a few weeks back. A youngster (16 or 17) drove through in a monster pickup truck. And I mean MONSTER. The wheels were taller than me. You literally needed a ladder to get into the cab!
I thought to myself “this boy has serious issues with his masculinity”. Why would he feel the need to impress total strangers with…with…a car that won’t fit through the fast food drive-thrus.
The penis looks smaller when driving an SUV because the size of the vehicle for comparison. What looks like a cocktail weinie in a SUV looks like a one-eyed python in a Miata.
Car size? Just right.
Penis size? Just right.
I love my life.
Esprix
No. To catch things, one would need a prehensile penis.
I drive an SUV and tow a boat - made my penis prehensile and psychic!
The great thing is that I’m watching an info-mercial about penis-enlarging pills as I read this.
The great thing is that I’m watching an info-mercial about penis-enlarging pills as I read this.
If your penis is small, buy a bigger one. They’re doing wonders with silicone these days.
I’d get involved in this stimulating debate, but I’m way too insecure. 
Yes- “jocular” is the right expression. However, many SUV (and big huge honking truck, and italian sports cars, etc) owners buy them primarily for “image” rather than “need”. Men are very concerned about their “masuline” image (related to penis size). In fact, there was a sad commercial about a guy who was ashamed to go get his minivan at the carwash, as all the “real men” had SUV’s. :rolleyes: “Real men” drive a vehicle that suits their needs, and ALSO effects the environment as little as possible. Maybe that’s a station wagon- maybe a compact car, maybe a PU, maybe even an SUV. if so- fine.
But really- driving an SUV will NOT “make your penis bigger” , nor will it make you seem more virile…except in the eyes of those who are fools.
Sooge makes a good point. Altho I doubt very few men deliberately buy vehicles for that reason, sometimes it is so very clear when they have.
Women rarely buy SUVs for that reason- instead it seems like many of the soccer moms buy one in the (badly) mistaken belive that such a vehicle will “keep their little darlings” safer.
I am not sure if it is me or Tastycorn that our OP is PITing. If it is me, I do apolgize if she took my remarks as entirely serious. On the other hand, this then would be my 1st PIT.
What about young women who are neither soccer moms nor insecure about being a “real man”? What stereotypical reason do we have?
Lesbians. We’re all lesbians. (At least my husband will pleased.) :rolleyes:
Julie
If I take the subway over to the East Village to have breakfast at the Kiev, what does that say about my penis?
That it has a problem committing, epolo. Obviously!
I was hoping the truck made my tits look larger, firmer and more nicely shaped. Fooey.
Naw, that’s what Volkswagens are for.
Well, you shouldn’t have gotten power steering. Duh. Work those pecs!
I’mm teaching myK peenis to thype.
I’m driving a mini-van and I find that the roominess accomodates my large penis well… but it can be difficult to park.