Like everyone else, I get junk e-mail about lengthening my penis size. I have a decent penis, so I do not need their services. I do not think that it works anyway, but that’s another story.
Does anyone have an opposite problem? Being hung like a horse, like John Holmes? A thing that scares a sexual partner away? “I love ya, but you hurt me in bed.” Would anyone like to SHORTEN their penis? I would also think that this would be impossible, but I do not know.
Does anyone have “horse” problems"?
Yes, all men here have that problem, it is part of the registration agreement. Who let you in here?
My best friend claims to have this problem. He’s had a tough time with every girl he’s dated. Of course, he tends to date tiny little asian virgins.
He does like to talk a lot about it, though.
Someone on this board once referred to a man’s anatomy as “oilcan”. :eek:
Jesus, I just can’t scrub that image out of my brain.
There are a few other threads about this…
It seems the consensus that even ‘average’ sized peni can be uncomfortable to some women. Men with ‘average+’ generally have to avoid certain positions, cannot thrust too hard or fast and have other problems that blow that bigger = better myth right out the window.
-Tcat
yes. believe it or not, this happens.
Some of the guys in porn films you wonder how it all fits inside…
[sub]Cervix bonking is frowned on.[/sub]
I’ve got an average sized package. On one or two occasions my girlfriend did complain about me getting in too deep. Naturally I apologized and slowed it down, but in the back of my mind I thought “Ladies and gentlemen, Mister John Holmes!”
Yeah-but did Holmes ever get it fully hard ? From all I’ve seen he’s never had more than a “semi.”
Mine’s not very big around, but it’s plenty short!
I have a dear friend who, I’m sure, could out-measure John Holmes (I’ve seen plenty of porn, and never seen anyone come even close). For him, it’s really no big deal, except that when he was younger his classmates gave him a really hard time, and made him feel like a freak. He also had a drug addiction problem when he was in college, because people would slip him drugs in order to get into his pants. Even today, he’s uncomfortable when someone draws attention to it.
Since he’s gay and a total bottom, he doesn’t have the problem that hetero guys might have. I’ve been intimate with him on several occasions, and I know he does have trouble maintaining an erection (which is perfectly ok with me; I’m a little fascinated by it, but really don’t want it in any part of me).
Anyway, if given the opportunity, I’m sure he would trade it in for a more compact model (I feel a “hummer” joke coming on).
If its too big you can’t suck on it, have anal sex or aural sex. Nuff said.
If it’s too big to not be able to suck on it, I sure as hell don’t want it in my ear, either.
LOL!
JavaMaven1 its a good thing I wasn’t eating or drinking… or you would have had to call 911. as it is I have sat here with the giggles for 5 minutes before I could post.
I think its time for some sleep