ok the straight dope on penises. first of all can you enlarge it without surgery , second is there a way to tell that someone has a big penis other than looking at the penis itself , and third how can you tell ?
I need the straight dope !
No, No, N/A
See this thread.
Not true. You could weigh the penis without looking at it, and then calculate its size, knowing that penises have a density of slightly below 1 g/cc.
Given the proper stimuli, it will enlarge quite nicely (and noticeably) without surgery.
I heard that penis size was related to testosterone-level. Therefore deep voice, balding, and body hairiness tend to be indicators of well-hungness.
I repeat, this is just what I’ve heard. Maybe some of you with more experience with penises and the bodies attached to them can confirm/unconfirm(?)
My only opportunities for comparison have been in the men’s showers at the gym - and excessive interest in the size of the other guy’s dick is frowned upon in polite heterosexual society, regardless of the deepness of the voice or the relative amount of body hair. :eek:
There’s no correlation between penis size and any other anatomical data.
And believe me, I’ve seen enough to know.
Well, I’m a stocky, hairy, balding mid-30s baso profundo. I got about 7 inches with attention-getting girth. But I think the most importan thing is that it works when it’s supposed to. And at other times as well.
I have a fairly hairy body and am starting to experience baldness at an early age. Maybe it’s true.
Seriously, tall men do tend to have longer penises than shorter men. There’s no sure-proof way to judge a man’s penis without observing it, but there are definitely clues.
Yes, it is possible to enlarge your penis without surgery. Every night before you go to bed rub it down with butter. If you don’t have butter, margarine will work. But whatever you do, don’t use Crisco! It’s shortening.
when I was at the baths in Baden-Baden there was a skinny, average height, devoid of body-hair guy that must have been 7-8 inches flaccid. Perhaps he was a show-er and not a grower, though. I’m a balding, hairy bodied 6’ tall guy who’s about 7.5 inches (though slender), so take what you will. Don’t think there’s any real way to tell though…just genetic variance.
Or you could have the owner immerse his penis in a beaker of water and measure how much is displaced.
Or you could take a barometer, have the measuree lie on his back and place the barometer at the base of his penis & tell you the pressure reading. Then have him place the baromter at the top of his penis and tell you that pressure reading. Then use the pressure differential to calculate the height of the penis. (Or am I mixing and matching two problems here?)
That would work, but you’d need a barometer to more decimal places than I can guess. Probably at least four.
I give up; are you a urologist or a hooker?
Why can’t it be both?
I was going to make a joke involving the principle of quantum mechanics that states you inherently change an object’s behavior by observing it. In trying to find the name of this principle, I came across this page , which has left me deeply disturbed.
peanut head is lying.
Unless having a high voice, all your hair, and not much body hair is also an indicator, I know a really good counterexample. He also has very small feet, so that doesn’t work either.
Something I’ve noticed is that most guys who are not only bigger than average but, shall we say, fiendishly well-equipped, are rather sheepish about it. Apparently the experience of having previously-unwarned sex partners back away in horror, or beg off of almost any activity, tends to put a damper on one’s later enthusiasm, even with another partner. (We’re talking well past “ooh!” and into “oh, my.” territory here.)
Yeah, tall seems to have something to do with it, except of course when it doesn’t… all I can suggest is looking for the sheepish looks.
Corrvin