Really.
But hey, the government says DO NOT WORRY, so I guess it’s all all right in the end.
[sub]Psssst! Click on the figures in the first one before they…er…water the universe.[/sub] 
They don’t know how to spell “masturbate.”
They also don’t know how to spell “auto guy”.
You’re a sick man, Rico.
Excuse me?
What brought this on, Michael?
I was talking about Dave’s OP. It’s a reference to something Walter Matthau said in The Taking of Pelham One-Two-Three. It came to mind after clicking the links.