Perfect Master

The greatest problem all around the world today, whether in America, Japan, China, Russia, India or anywhere else in the world, is that people are not in peace. People want peace. Today, if two people fight, the government is supposed to settle them down. But when governments fight, who is going to settle them down? The only one who can settle the governments down is the Perfect Master, the incarnation of God Himself, who comes to Earth to save mankind. – Psycho Lunatic Prem Rawat

Well. That clears that up then. Right.

Waitress! Another round for me & my alterego. Thanks, darling!

Yeah, I’ve been wondering when Cecil would get around to world peace. It’s taking him long enough!

I prefer 8 out 15 rounds of Rock’em Sock’em Robots.

Wow. In the meantime, guess I’ll bumble on with the sad plodding of thoughtful compassionate action until some Big Daddy rolls in with an open-armed easy answer.

Longer than he thought, in fact.

“All I want is peace … peace … piece …
a little piece of Poland, a little piece of France …”

  • Adolph Hitler (Mel Brooks in “To be or not to be”)

I’m sure he’ll get right on that once Ignorance is stamped out.

Wishful thinking at its worst.

"… A Perfect Master brings himself down so close to the ordinary run of mankind that in course of time, he is able to impart his knowledge to them." – Meher Baba

“The Perfect master is one who somehow manages to say things which cannot be said, then he tries to teach them to you…” – Osho Purnima

Is there any bondage to go with this supposed “master”?

Who the hell wants peace? :confused:

War! HUH! What is it good for? . . . A paycheck.

Don’t say “Peace”. It puts me out of a job.