I want the kind of perimenopause where your cycles get longer and longer, not shorter and shorter.
I got my period Friday, and thought, hm, that’s weird, I thought I was only about halfway through my cycle. Oh well, whatever: light flow, no cramps, no biggie.
Got back to work today and checked this calendar, which is where I keep track of this stuff – it had been 12 days since the start of my previous period.
I just want to go on record as saying this sucks.