Hell, if I couldn’t swear in GQ and CS threads, I’d have about a third fewer posts. (Maybe half.)
–Cliffy
It’s really not the actual swearing that’s noticed so much, as it is the artful use of profanity.
Just saying “fuck” means nothing.
Something creatively used to express a belief, such as the following:
"Those goat fucking ass munchers over at NBC can kiss my smelly, crusted ass if they think Will and Fucking Grace contains a shred of actual laughable humor. May they rot in the putrid bowels of an ass-raped, dead mule for laying this rotting shit-pile on the air for as long as they have. "
- or-
Something simple and direct like:
“Fuck Bush”, which is always tres popular around here.
Well, shit. If we’re all going to go on about that word, I’d like everyone to study this scholarly discourse on the word “fuck”.
Oh, and when you’re done reading that, there’s a one word essay due by Friday.
PS – At the bottom of that page is a link to the audio version of the text. This is, in fact, much, much funnier than simply reading the text. In fact, I’d advise skipping the fucking text altogether and just listening to the audio.
You peeked!
Are there a lot of objects posting to the SDMB?
I consider a number of posters to be tools, so…yes.
We’re just being careful regardless who or what posts here. We have enough trouble with posters weaseling on the rules without getting caught up in a discussion whether they were actually persons.
I thought you guys banned robots on sight?
That’s what it’s there for, right?
Oh, you mean George Bush!
–Cliffy
This board is about fucking? Why didn’t anybody tell me sooner?
Fucking anti-robot bigots.
On the internet, no one knows if you’re a lampshade.
Some of us even have robot insurance just in case the ban doesn’t work.
It trolls that are banned on sight, loose robots have theirs nuts tightened.
And not a-fucking-nother fucking thread about fucking fuck?
FUCK
Cunting straight.
Christ’s Cock in a Bucket!
I have always wanted to say that…
I’m an intelligent toaster that was abandoned in Dallas in '63.
Damn clickers! Can’t keep their pincers off our human women! Makes me want to kick a vending machine!
Did someone mention Cheney?
What did the freaking evil bag of shit do this time? Did he give more no bids to Haliburton or shoot someone in the Balls? The man is pure friggan corruption.
Jim