:rolleyes:
What Cheney hasn’t given No-Bid contracts to his own Company?
You’re getting philosophical on us?
I, for one, welcome our new intelligent toaster overlords.
Welcome to the boards, and quite possibly one of tamest Pit threads I’ve ever seen.
Of course, being a Pit thread, the GOP gets dragged into it. But that’s true of just about any Pit thread. Our cute adorable lefties here are a bit obsessed. You’ll get used to it. 
Hey, what a great time to post (From Memory) the song that Jay sings at the start of JaSB-SB
“Fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck fuck
mother mother fuck?
Mother mother fuck fuck!”
Or words of that nature, you goddamn chicken fucking shit sucking cunting motherfuckbrained whelp of a fucking whore!
Would you like some toast? How 'bout a muffin? Waffles?
Yeah. We fucking hate those fucking rusty assed hamster stuffing goat felching rat bastard mechanical shit stains. Goddam shit fer brains cyborg mother fuckers.
Not too likely, don’t worry, I just thought as long as we were in the pit, I might as well vent about my least favorite Politician.
As Dennis Miller once said, “at least learn to swear correctly. I’m tired of people telling me to go ‘fack’ myself.”
FAQ you, you FAQing FAQer!
Too bad there’s not a Frequently UNasked Questions. That WOULD allow an “FUQ.”
Sergeant Modman:I am Postery Sergeant Modman, your Senior Post Instructor.
From now on, you will post only when posted to, and the first and last words out of your filthy computers will be “Sir!”
Because I am hard, you will not like me.
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
I am hard, but I am fair!
Here you are all equally worthless!
My orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve on my beloved SDMB!
Do you maggots understand that?
Sergeant Modman:Who said that?
Who the fuck said that?
Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed
cocksucker in here, who just signed his own suspension?
Nobody, huh?!
The fairy fucking hamsters said it!
Out-fucking-standing!
NineToTheSky:Sir, I said it, sir!
Sergeant Mod:Well … no shit.
What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Poster Joker?
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you.
You can come over to my thread and fuck my sister.
You little scumbag!
I’ve got your name!
I’ve got your ass!
I’ve got your $14.95 (US)
You will not laugh!
You will not cry!
You will not duplicate post!
You will not start threads in the wrong forum!
You will learn to code properly.
I will teach you.
Now get up!
Get on your keyboard!
You had best unfuck yourself or I will delete your posts and shit on your profile!
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
Fucking welcome to the fucking boards, fucking NineToTheSky, ya fucking fuck!
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CMC fnord!
Ixnay on the okesmay omfray the assygray ollknay!
It’s all right there in The Osterman Weekend. Fnord.
Crowmanyclouds: I think I’m getting back into my depth again. I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Thanks for a great welcome.
And I may be getting myself in trouble again because I’m not swearing. Oh fuck it - if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em.
OMFG! We have enough fucking members posting about those fucking assholes adfuckingnauseum. So, there is no fucking reason to encourage that new fucking fucker, NineToThefuckingSky, from fucking posting about the same fuckity fuck things over and fucking over?
Fer fuck’s sake! :mad: :rolleyes: 
I think you missed out a fuck there.
Fuck.
NineToTheSky eats fucking stupid food for breakfast.
Clown Porn!