I don’t have a custom sig line, or love letter, I think this sounds much more like “me.” How about it, Darlin’?
Soo… did I get skipped, or am I just blind??
beakerxf
diagnosis: poboxulism
symptoms: uncontrollable obsession of delivering to households, infinite amounts of useless junk mail. Obsession becomes increasingly more severe from day to day.
cause: A beaker containing a mutant alien virus, en route to the X-Files division of the FBI, was fractured during placement in a post office box, infecting subject
Oops this got a bit messed up. This was supposed to be DRAGONLADY’s disease, not beakerfx’s. I think Dragonlady must have sent beakerfx some infected snail mail! You both have it! :eek: Be careful, beakerfx, the virus may mutate!
Don’t accept any junk snail mail, Dopers! You could be next.:eek:
mega the roo
diagnosis: eureka-hoover-suction disorder
symptoms: incessant urges to lend one’s vehicle to their sibling 