Here is my own personalized illness: TICS
(not the insect, or facial muscle spasms)
**TICS = *Terminal Involuntary Celibacy Syndrome *** 
I am still seeking a permanent cure, or at the very least, to send it into remission. 
However, I fear it has already fully metastasized. :eek:
Nice… I’m so in on the ground floor of this one.
Hook me up.
Oh, what the hell! I have a sig, a profile, a patron saint designation, I’m in line for a flame by Satan…go ahead. Give me an illness.
BigRoryG, I don’t know what your “symptoms” are. Name your symptoms and I’ll give yours a label.
Anyone who wants a personalized illness, please specify your symptoms. I apologize for not specifying this in my OP
JIABITIS Jeannie-in-a-bottle-itis
The condition of having too many personalizations, making one feel trapped and claustrophobic, like a genie in a bottle.
I have an illness. Howabout B_line12?
I have an illness, it’s called a wife.
But really, the illness is 3 women in the house (thank goodness they don’t pms at the same time)
On second thought, BigRoryG, here is my diagnosis.
Bigrorygialgia a mysterious cellular mutation resulting in an abnormally large head. Caused by cerebral rentention of The Straight Dope.
Flat, I think your name already says it all. :rolleyes:
Alright this is the SECOND time you have mentioned my name despairingly! What the hell is up with that?? First I see you call me a troll in the pit? WHY? How did I offend you?
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B_Line12, due to your situation, you don’t need a personalized illness from me. However, I recommend Beano or Gas-X to eradicate FlatULance Better yet, where is is Billy Goats Gruff when you need him? Hang in there, B_Line12.
LOL Thanks MSK! I think the Beano did the trick, at least I hope so. 
I’ll guess… Refractory Major Depression?
You sound like you’re subconsciously asking for ECT (electroshock)
How amazingly accurate. Not only do I have a figurative “big head” (sometimes, not all the time) but my actual physical head is enormous.
When I joined the football team in grade 9, I spent half the seasopn on the bench waiting for my custom made helmet.
Hat size is 8 1/2!!!
Good Job, SMK!!
aha, this one is for you:
Constipation
Cecil
Obsessive
Nuerological
Syndrome
Transmogrifying
Into
Proactive
Anal
Tumescence
Involving
Olfactory
Nerves
Let me take a moment and clap my hands like a madman!
clap clap clap
Okay, I’m game.
And, hey, the first to admit “Inky” sounds like something that might require an ointment…
Here is your diagnosis, Inky.
Cannibatarinamcolism
A painful, inflammatory, viral rash of the epidermis of the buttocks. Cause: Repeatedly being bit on the ass by Pac Man. Apparently only three other cases of this disease have ever been recorded. These individuals were named Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde and were diagnosed sometime in the mid 1980’s.
I don’t really need an illness, but at least now I know where I may have contracted this nasty case of TICS I’ve been suffering from. If you find a cure, please let me know.
Sadly, I have a raging case of TICS as well, but unfortunately that makes me nothing more than a copy cat. I want an illness of my very own. Pretty please. Diagnose me.