Pets.com has filed something like a $20 million law suit against Bob Smeigel, the creator & performer of Triumph the insult puppet seen on Conan O’Brian. Thing is, I think Triumph was created first.
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I’ve watched Triumph on Conan for at least two years now. I remember nearly peeing my pants laughing when I saw Triumph hump the dogs at the Westminster dog show last year.
This has to be a joke.
Pets.com is a great website…
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
Hail Ants,
Are you sure?? They would have no case. There is no copyright infringement at all, unless Conan has done something recently I missed.
The pets.com sockpuppet has a lot more in common with the late, lamented, sifl and olly than it does with triumph.
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It’s true. It’s funny, just a few months ago I read an article suggesting that Smigel could sue for copyright infringement. But the Pets.com suit is for “damaging the reputations of the firm and the sock puppet” (NYDaily News), because Smigel called the sock puppet a rip-off of Triumph. Apparently pets.com didn’t want to be a rip-off of a “cigar-smoking rubber dog that regularly uses vulgarity, makes sexist comments to and about women, and occasionally physically attacks other animals in a sexual manner” (quote from the law suit), while the pets.com dog is “family-oriented.” Since when can you defame a puppet? :rolleyes:
It’s true. It’s funny, just a few months ago I read an article suggesting that Smigel could sue for copyright infringement. But the Pets.com suit is for “damaging the reputations of the firm and the sock puppet” (NYDaily News), because Smigel called the sock puppet a rip-off of Triumph. Apparently pets.com didn’t want to be a rip-off of a “cigar-smoking rubber dog that regularly uses vulgarity, makes sexist comments to and about women, and occasionally physically attacks other animals in a sexual manner” (quote from the law suit), while the pets.com dog is “family-oriented.” Since when can you defame a puppet? :rolleyes:
It’s true. It’s funny, just a few months ago I read an article suggesting that Smigel could sue for copyright infringement. But the Pets.com suit is for “damaging the reputations of the firm and the sock puppet” (NYDaily News), because Smigel called the sock puppet a rip-off of Triumph. Apparently pets.com didn’t want to be a rip-off of a “cigar-smoking rubber dog that regularly uses vulgarity, makes sexist comments to and about women, and occasionally physically attacks other animals in a sexual manner” (quote from the law suit), while the pets.com dog is “family-oriented.” Since when can you defame a puppet? :rolleyes:
I don’t think it is an infringement suit, but rather the Pets.com people are arguing that Smeigel has been smearing them (saying things like “Sock Dog is just a rip-off of Triumph”).
-Obfus
OH MY GOD!!!
It is true!!!
Remind me never to buy anything from pets.com ever. What a bunch of creepy litigious bastards!
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The story is here, although everyone here pretty much summed up the details, right down to the “physical attacks of a sexual nature on female dogs”. Like that’s so wrong.
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viva triumph! viva the revolution! damn the capitalist pigs who are better known as pets.com!
There was a 100% hilarious sketch on last night’s Conan where Triumph was giving a press conference about the pets.com lawsuit, complete with an Alan Dershowitz lookalike and the Masturbating Bear standing in the background.
It started out all right, with Triumph being serious and almost polite. Then he got to the point where he said he’d like to apologize to “Crappy,” which is Triumph’s nickname for the sock puppet, “who is a great spokesman…” [long pause while the audience waits for the catchphrase] “…and to pets.com, a great, great website…” [even longer pause, the audience is still waiting] [Triumph leans over to the left, takes a bite of dog food from a dish, the audience is still waiting] [Triumph leans to the right and spritzes some breath spray in his mouth, the audience is still waiting and starts to giggle] [Triumph very slowly raises a megaphone to his mouth, the audience has by this time collapsed in giggles] [A couple of stagehands wheel out an oversized microphone prop and put it in front of the megaphone] “…FOR ME TO POOP ON!” [echo, echo, echo, wild applause]
Then he takes out a copy of the lawsuit and rants, “I mean, really, what the hell is this? Now I know why humans wipe their asses!”