Due to some abdominal pain I’ve been having lately, I got it in my head that maybe I was just constipated, and that perhaps some laxitave would shovel that impacted gob of filth out of my body 
I bought a box of Phillips chocolate flavored laxatives. Now I’ve never had chocolate flavored laxatives before, but I figured because of all the pranks involving swapping them in people’s desserts or passing them around at lunch time they must taste good enough to fool people into thinking they were ordinary chocolate.
WRONG-O! Yes, they do taste vaguely like chocolate, and while I had scrutinized the ingredients and found they DID in fact have most of the same ingredients as a tootsie roll, they had this AWFUL chemical taste in them, along with a horrible aftertaste. Ugh!
Now I know how my cat feels when we sneak medicine in his food (which he always spits out). I’m certain he must be thinking “What the HELL do you think you are trying to pull?!” because after he spits out the food he gives me this incredulous look. Socks the cat, I feel your pain
…in my bowels. Oh man this sucks! :eek: