Phlip admits he was wrong... :(

I went back through and reread the thread from Guin. After careful consideration I realize now why everyone was so fucking pissed.

Some stuff sounds less harsh when you are saying it to someone else. After putting myself in Guins shoes I see that my advice was worded rather harshly. Also, the thing about sisters was a bad generalization.

I want to make it clear though, that while I do regret saying what I said, I do beleive most of my advice was good advice. It was just advice that was not asked for.

I apologize to Guin, and the other Dopers that I freaked out in that thread. I do not want to be lumped in with the rest of the lamers that may come to this board to raise hell.

So, lets all get some Kool-Aid and some of those fake Oreo style cookies that Wal-Mart sells, eat em’ up, and have a big group hug.

Phlip is sorry. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:
For those who missed it, heres the thread where Phlip acts like a shit eater.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81533

You’ve got class.

We don’t do group hugs in the pit. Here’s spit in your eye.

That’s all very well and good, but have you sorted out your apostrophe problem yet?
:wink:

You’re young, boardwise. Chalk it up to experience and we’ll all move on.

Youch.

Yeah . . . it takes a lot of class to do that (start this thread, that is), Phlip. Last person I remember messing up that bad and admitting it was Lizard, who’s grown to be a valued member of this MB.

Learn from your mistakes, Phlip, and you will do well here.

huh?

Group hugs?

Oreo’s?

Apologies?

in the pit?
We’re going to hell in a handbasket, people. As penance for your crimes phlip, you must now go to ATMB and complain about: [ul]
a) The speed of the Board
b) Why we cant use the img tags
c) That all the Mods are Commie-Nazi’s
[/ul]
There… normality preserved.
[sub] don’t actually do any of this. It takes a big man to admit he was wrong, but an even bigger one to star in Porn Movies. [/sub]

-pats phlip on head-

[sup]oOoOoh,
no dandruff![/sup]
:smiley:

I cordially invite you to shove your fake Oreos up your ass.

(not because of your board behavior, but you make a peace offering with FAKE Oreos? Gag me!)

Try some Godiva chocolate, and we might have a deal.

Zette

I was gonna take some cookies, but I don’t think I want them now that they’ve been stuffed up Phlip’s ass. Classy ass though it may be. :wink:

Good job, Phlip. Now you’ve got to help me show as much grace when I screw up.

Hey, I’ll take fake Oreos as long as they are vanilla flavored and haven’t been stuck up your butt.

[hijack]
I don’t wanna grow up; I’m a toys r us kid. There’s a million billion games and toys that I can play with.

From bikes to trains to video games, it’s the biggest toy store there is.

I don’t wanna grow up, 'cuz baby if I did, I wouldn’t be a toys r us kid.[/hijack]

Yeah, but they get fucking pissed when you start opening boxes just to have your GI Joe vs He-Man war.

extends hand
Hi, Phlip, nice to meet you.

Wow.

Way to be an asshole in that thread. I’m still perusing it, but its impressive.

Wow.

Way to eat crow like a reasonable human being. Welcome to the boards my man, life is going to get good.

And I’m right here if you want to get into a compare college scars pissing match. I could be fun for an afternoon.

I’m in Chem Eng. What are you?

I’ts rare that someone makes that gracious a comeback from being such an ass. Good job!

I do have to thank you though for inspiring that ever so snappy line about the apostrophies being your bitch. I don’t think I’ll forget that one soon. :wink:

After closer consideration, Crafter man comes off as more of an asshole.

You just sound rather pissy with an axe to grind. (Its still not all that pretty, but you at least aren’t defending it as good and right.)

I’m sure you wanted me to share all of this. ah well, time to go cook.

Your womanlike apology indicates you are not as strong as I thought. Get out of my sight, weakling.

:wink:

Hey, it happens. I may have been a bit condescending myself in that thread. Now let’s make nice and get to the party.

Can I have chocolate chip instead? Fake Oreos aren’t as good for dipping in milk.

Gracious me!

Rather, gracious you, Phlip. Bravo.

And to Guin, too. [Insert satisfied, peaceful smiley.]